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the evil belly
11-04-2002, 13:41
colin previously stated that he only gropes ppl to restore people to restore karma and that everyone is groped to their required amount. i have discovered a way to escape this. claim to be buddist. thay do not believe in a self or soul and as karma can only act on a self or soul colins groping to restore karma is pointless and so this should stop him. thats in theory at least, it could also be that colin is hiding behind the hindu concept of karma and really only gropes ppl for his own twisted pleasure in which case there's no escape.

Scared To Say
11-04-2002, 17:23
I'm a tad confused. Taoism belives in the whole working in circles thing. Y'know, Yin and Yang. In that case the theory of Karma should work.
I know Taoism and Buddism are different religions but wasn't Taoism incorporated into Buddism when all the political trouble started as a way for the Toaists to keep their religion alive.
If Buddists dont believe in Karma how did the two religions fuse together .? (or am I completely off ?):confused:

girly so groovey
11-04-2002, 19:49
lads your not getting concerned with religion are you?

thefreak'sfreak
13-04-2002, 02:26
Nope.Just bout me touching people.But as a divine athesit I am god and I'm restoring karma the divine athesit way.
Taoism isn't just concerned in circles but the broader idea of spheres.As nature works in spheres.I.e. the sun,moon,earth and atoms.Also forces act in spheres gravity so nature is a circle neverending but a sphere in all directions.Mabye that explains why they all play football?
For a allternative yin yang look at the south korean flag.You got blood runing into water.Life of man\life of nature.

MsKitty
13-04-2002, 11:05
I have a question.... Colin i thought u were going out wit sum1 so how can u go around grapping other ppl wont she get jealous?:confused:

bill+ted
13-04-2002, 11:23
apparently having an uncanny to budda i would like to join in this conversation! although i have little if any knowledge of all this stuff, eventhough good friends with evil belly, i would like to state colin touching people is bad. from personal experience i dont find all that bad but there are some confusing issues now wandering about my head. but on discussing the topic with a few other people i have found it is an evil weapon that will tear through space and time. oh well at least now he has an excuse to continue what with all the karma stuff. (in case you wish to fight back his weakness is his nipples!)

the evil belly
13-04-2002, 11:34
i must agree. colin actually has very tickleish nipples so it is his one weekeness, his achilles heal if u will

Vampira
13-04-2002, 21:10
well colin indeed groped cats boyfriend steve today(only me and kat are allowed to do that) and then cat got violent and started hitting and kicking him. I think that turned him off groping for life!
I'm getting my ring!!

Vampira
13-04-2002, 21:11
and of course, it is me Deb. Do i get all my old post numbers back? and do i get to be The Secretary" again?

pablo
13-04-2002, 21:12
Originally posted by Vampira
and of course, it is me Deb. Do i get all my old post numbers back? and do i get to be The Secretary" again? nope , we are all equals again :p

Vampira
13-04-2002, 21:17
but....but....ah crap!

pablo
13-04-2002, 21:19
maybe when i get the time to do it i will , but at the moment , i cant't :(

Originally posted by Vampira
but....but....ah crap!

Vampira
13-04-2002, 21:28
I'm sorry!! I feel guilty now :(

pablo
13-04-2002, 21:39
awww don't ....

so what do you think of the new board then ???

anything you want to see here ... besides the old posts ?

Vampira
13-04-2002, 21:56
nah, it scares me a bit but i will get over it! old posts...nah, borig and old
teehee!

thefreak'sfreak
14-04-2002, 22:46
ya she is trea visious.But I'm still not turned off as he had a firm bottom and it was all worth it.
ASss ZOmbieesss!!!
A load of people started calling out my name as I walked round.I felt so popular.Then Jamie hit me with stick.

the evil belly
15-04-2002, 12:17
i'll only feel sorry for you if it was a big stick if not shut up and stop whining

bill+ted
15-04-2002, 23:56
it wasnt a big stick, it was one of those "i'll break if the wind is too strong" sticks. nothing like the sticks you used to beat me with. ah those were the days. i'll never forget them and if i do my constant weezing after exersion will remind me of them.

the evil belly
16-04-2002, 11:27
big sticks are great. remember the ones we used for beating tony a few weeks back now they were sticks. and as for ure wheezing i think that might stem from me sitting on your chest until u went blue and doesn't really have much to do with the sticks

Vampira
16-04-2002, 21:46
yeah, he has gota nice firm bum, kat even said i can put my hand down his pants if i want but that is sooooooooo girlfriend only territory!!!

thefreak'sfreak
16-04-2002, 23:20
If you manage to get him to put a strawberry smelling pen down there it's free game in my book.With this system your "partner" will also look on and not bat an eyelid.Worked for me anyway.
Hhmm mabye this should become an advice page.People could come on ask me question about love,life,jobs and how to grope people.I give them my advice learned from 18 years of life and when the police come to arrest me I'll blame it on Antony!

the evil belly
17-04-2002, 11:08
what happened to talking about big sticks? sticks are great u can use em to beat the shit out of ppl and they possibly have other non violent uses that i'm not aware of

MsKitty
19-04-2002, 19:57
Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
ya she is trea visious.But I'm still not turned off as he had a firm bottom and it was all worth it.
ASss ZOmbieesss!!!
A load of people started calling out my name as I walked round.I felt so popular.Then Jamie hit me with stick.

Please dont talk about my boyfriend like that.....im the only one to touch his firm ass! the ppl shouting at u were scobes! lil shits who were at us 4 a while, we tried to get rid of them but failed:(
OH and did ye all see......:D BIG THANKU TO PABLO
ITS THE :chick: :chick: :chick: :eek:

Thomas the Great
19-04-2002, 23:56
NAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

thefreak'sfreak
20-04-2002, 00:49
Well,sorry but his butt was right there!!Oh I had a grand talk with j.j. today about my chains.He was very impressed that I could wear them in school.He said "ok" a lot.is that right lads!

bill+ted
20-04-2002, 11:09
what about the talk about the sticks? i agree fully wit the evil belly, u cant just push the topic of the sticks to the side just to discuss the perverted groping of colin. sticks also help to prop u up when u get tired and cant stand up properly.

Thomas the Great
20-04-2002, 13:59
Since you, Freaks Freak, are saying it should become an advice pake..
then may I ask u a Q...
Is It right to touch ppl while they are drunk??? :(

MsKitty
21-04-2002, 11:23
Originally posted by bill+ted
what about the talk about the sticks? i agree fully wit the evil belly, u cant just push the topic of the sticks to the side just to discuss the perverted groping of colin. sticks also help to prop u up when u get tired and cant stand up properly.

I still think that i can change the topic to go back to my boyfriend. and colin i dont care how cute his ass is (i know already) so dotn grop my guy ! otherwise ill have to seek revenge! .....(wheres that girlfriend of Colins gone ......):p
:evil:



:chick:

pablo
21-04-2002, 12:23
Originally posted by Creamy Goodness
Since you, Freaks Freak, are saying it should become an advice pake..
then may I ask u a Q...
Is It right to touch ppl while they are drunk??? :( you need to define this a bit better ,

but i do become more amourous when drunk, as you know peoples inhibitions are decreased and they are more likely to do what they are feeling and thinking , i'm not saying that when i see a nice chick when i'm sober that i'd like to feel her up or anything , but sometimes the thoughts could be there when i'm drunk. :B

thefreak'sfreak
21-04-2002, 17:08
Firstly.Creamy,I wouldn't touch people while drunk and defintly not if they where drunk.If you know them it can be damn akward the next day and if you don't you can be tempted to go too far and then there big friend will show up and beat you up.
Secondly.Bill them stickes are damn cool.They are better if they snap and you just don't whip a gut with them.Oh we try the same thing will planks,thin ones,that break as you hit them in the head.I'm going to give the film to Liam to get devolphed.Wonder if fubu's camera angles worked;)
And last but not least.Katie's at home sick,Ms kitty and her mom is blaming ME for some reason????So no you can't grope her in a big lesiban orgy,but if you did want to (and I couldn't stop you if you did;)She lives by macroom and I'll be in the pile of clothes in the corner with a camera.

Thomas the Great
21-04-2002, 22:40
Well the next time im in Pipers in Kerry.
I shall get what I want. :evil: :evil:

Thomas the Great
21-04-2002, 23:08
Oh forgive me jebus.
Sorry I might of went too far there :B
Ill be careful in the future...................

foxy ragamuffin
21-04-2002, 23:23
perhaps the worst thing about col's random touching is when hes after having a gay sweat wrestle with his friends for half an hour and then sits on you and wipes unusually wet things on your face, then sending you home to your mother who is already threatning to castrate him, for her to cry "child, why do you smell of sweaty boy if you were supposedly in mass for the past 5hrs?"

:umm: :B

the evil belly
22-04-2002, 12:58
i can only imagine how worrying that must be but on the other hand at least he's not chasing u around when he's trying to grope the rest of us

MsKitty
22-04-2002, 20:16
You are sooooo sick!! Yuckie
Oh did everyone see the cool new pics:)
:mwaha: i love this one :mwaha: hehehe
almost as good as my lil :chick:. so Colin hows JJ? did u tell him u know me his niece? the one who met Bill Clinton.:kiss:

About the whole gropping when drunk issue.... if u cant remember it..... it NEVER happened;) :evil:

thefreak'sfreak
22-04-2002, 20:47
Nope didn't tell him that yet.Of course if he saw this thread he may not like you knowing me?:rolleyes:

Thomas the Great
23-04-2002, 19:56
I happen to find nutting wong with touching ppl..
Its a natural thing all humans do, believe it or not.....
I mean if u like sum girl or guy u might want to come on to him/her to find out if they like u or not. Its easy to find out.. If they dont like u they start to move slowly away from u.. If they do they might touch u back. So cum on ppl, leave colin do his dirty work.. there is a few girls that im trying to touch at the moment.... :greedy: :ghost: .

thefreak'sfreak
23-04-2002, 22:31
Yes.touching people is fun.I'm a kinda touchy guy,who somtimes goes too far:( But it's only cause I love ye all:) plus I love the look of horror on people's faces :D

Vampira
25-04-2002, 16:03
i was being groped by a friend of mine in the chinese last night. SHE was very persistent!! Then we all went into the goat and they were playing s+m by metallica. I started a mosh pit in an empty pub. Im sure yer one thought i was taking the piss cos i was dressed in trendy clothes. :(:mwaha: :evil: :B :chick: :greedy:

MsKitty
27-04-2002, 09:34
Touching ppl is good sumtimes. there are good touches and bad ones....i have seen my fair few!
Creamy Goodness if u wanna touch ppl to c if they like u dont do a colin that might scare them...Colin we all know u care(mayb a bit too much) im surprized Katie is freaking wit u if Steve did that id kill him :p ;)


:chick:

Vampira
27-04-2002, 09:44
and anybody who touchers some one when that sum 1 is drunk deserves to have their balls cut off

Thomas the Great
27-04-2002, 11:11
What if the person who was touching a realy drunk person was also a bit drunk... is that exceptable???
:(

thefreak'sfreak
27-04-2002, 18:04
Well katie is trea cool.Come on a week after we started going out I was telling her how me and Laura(her best friend of 17 years) where lovers.She just smiled and nodded and told me she wanted tony then.
I just can't freak that girl out:) :( :) :(

MsKitty
28-04-2002, 21:37
why do u try & freak her out?
Tell her ur gay its worked 4 me ;) awh well
Any1 got news im bored!!!

thefreak'sfreak
28-04-2002, 23:01
I freak out therfore I am.
I've told her I was gay a load of times.I told her that I said to my parents that she was a cross dresser.It's impossiable to freak her out.
Ah news well the general election is coming up soon???

MsKitty
01-05-2002, 22:21
Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
I freak out therfore I am.
I've told her I was gay a load of times.I told her that I said to my parents that she was a cross dresser.It's impossiable to freak her out.
Ah news well the general election is coming up soon???

When i said news i meant nothing interesting : ie not the bloodly ge!!!!!
So moving quickly on.... does any1 know how we could get Katie freaked out??
Im good @ scaring strangers.....scare at them smile and say "Ive got new socks on." that should do it. Smile and follow them around till they issue a restraint:) :evil: :p

:chick: boy i love my :chick: :chick: :chick:

thefreak'sfreak
02-05-2002, 23:28
I usally use the "accusing finger"you just point at a random person and stare at them.When they come over to ask what you're doing just seem to wake up like you were in a daze and go "huh?"
Or you can get a platice plate and stike cocktail stickes in it to make a crown and shoat out "I'm the Queen of the chemisty quiz"ask Ber bout that one:)

Vampira
21-11-2002, 15:29
another resurrected thread, again, very amusing!

Patrik_Flame
21-11-2002, 18:31
Wow this thread has so much to do with freak and music, o yeah
and it was started by a mod?

Faith
21-11-2002, 19:04
PF, it was explained before why all these threads are in the wrong forum. They're from the very start, so they dont' count.

Vampira
22-11-2002, 08:45
why oh why must you bitch so much??? As My ickle vic said, they're from the beginning!

MsKitty
22-11-2002, 09:38
awhhh the good ol' days.....

stairway 2 hell
22-11-2002, 22:26
damn you colin and youre messing with the karma as evil belly already stated.messing with the karma has severe repricussions like people poking you with sticks for no reason

stairway 2 hell
22-11-2002, 22:28
it could happen

ciaran
22-11-2002, 23:20
Originally posted by Patrik_Flame
Wow this thread has so much to do with freak and music, o yeah
and it was started by a mod?

It gets in to FreakFM under the grandfather rule...

and noone wants bad karma.

pablo
22-11-2002, 23:23
i dunno anymore :nope:

thefreak'sfreak
23-11-2002, 18:25
Don't mess witht he karma.Or with threads that have been here longer then you!
I've got an add on to my karma theory and it is the tao of "Fuck em!"Might post up the complete list one day if I could be ased.

Nazgul
25-11-2002, 17:54
I like the sound of this colin guy......

How can i get him to touch me?

I'm male, 5'11, i like long stolls in the park, picnics, sunsets. My favourite colour is water. I'm hung like a childs arm, i have 13 cats, don't like dogs cause they're too butch! My hair is tight like my ring and i just love to stick things up my.........

















.........jumper.

please email me colin

MsKitty
26-11-2002, 08:30
Colin b afraid b VERY afraid.....i am...:upset:

thefreak'sfreak
26-11-2002, 11:32
kay then.Love to say this is the first time I've been propositioned by another guy but it isn't.Katie going be so proud of me.
My new freak out (kinda)technique is to point at a distance object.People have to stare.You can even say out loud"there isn't anything over there I'm just pointing to make you stare Deb,no need to look"And they still look.It's weird.

Vampira
26-11-2002, 11:35
i did it once, okay, maybe twice. Damn you!!!

MsKitty
26-11-2002, 12:01
awhhh... i wish i could point at sumone here but then they would probably freak at me and i wouldnt have a clue wot they were saying ahhh i ll point anyway hang on......there we go i did it...ok so his back was turned but the other teacher saw me.

thefreak'sfreak
26-11-2002, 13:47
When done.Keep that freaky flag flying in another country=)

MsKitty
26-11-2002, 15:04
heehee it was FUN!!! :mwaha:

Cemetry Slut
29-11-2002, 21:20
it indeed sounds like it was.

MsKitty
14-12-2002, 17:53
wish i could do it again but i wont b going back to that italian school again, im going home tomorrow