Pixie
10-04-2002, 17:00
Paddy English man, Paddy Irishman & Paddy Scott's man were all sent to hell. The devil told them that before they were sent into the bowels of hell and sentenced to eternal damnation,that they would have to receive their punishment first. They were each to receive 500 lash's from Satan's fiery whip. But they were each allowed one request...................
The Scott's man said, I'll go first I want to get it over with.....
Satan replied so what is your one request then?
"I want a pillow strapped to my back". So the devil got him a pillow and gave him his 500 lashes........he crawled away in agony.
Next the Englishman, feeling a bit smug said "I'll go next"......but I want 5 fireproof mattresses strapped to my back."
The devil disgusted had to grant his request, after all it was in the contract. 500 lashes later the English man laughs and stands aside to watch the Irishman receive his punishment.
"Sooooo" said Satan, "what do you want then Paddy? 10 fireproof mattresses I suppose?"
" NO !!!! I want you to strip that English bastard naked and strap him to my back!!!!!!!"
:razz: :razz:
The Scott's man said, I'll go first I want to get it over with.....
Satan replied so what is your one request then?
"I want a pillow strapped to my back". So the devil got him a pillow and gave him his 500 lashes........he crawled away in agony.
Next the Englishman, feeling a bit smug said "I'll go next"......but I want 5 fireproof mattresses strapped to my back."
The devil disgusted had to grant his request, after all it was in the contract. 500 lashes later the English man laughs and stands aside to watch the Irishman receive his punishment.
"Sooooo" said Satan, "what do you want then Paddy? 10 fireproof mattresses I suppose?"
" NO !!!! I want you to strip that English bastard naked and strap him to my back!!!!!!!"
:razz: :razz: