Random Embarassing Drunken Behaviour!!

[giggles]

I woke up this morning and was highly shocked when somebody filled me in on the highly embarrasing details of my drunken antics last night!!

While it was highly entertaining for others, I am left cringing at the thoughts of my behaviour now!

I also have a few mystery bruises that always seem to appear after a night out!


Anyway, Does this sort of stuff happen to anyone else?

What was the most embarassing thing you did when drunk??

[the outlaw torn]

that happens to everyone, i still get told about the oxegen streaking incident of 05 which i still say is completely made up cause i have no memory of it, but have been told bout it by loadsa people(who are liars). ah mystery bruises are the best, especially if they are weird shapes or on your face an your liek what the hell was i doing.

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LOL

Well You will have to embarass yourself in front of me some time so we can be even!!

We'll meet up in town and you can go streakin or something!!
It's only fair like LOL


I came home one night and fell asleep in my porch actually, and the post man woke me the next morning! TOTAL EMBARASSMENT!!!

I seriously think these kinda things happen to me way more than others though LOL! I draw it on myself like!!!

[DHBH]

hmm im not too sure if theres anzÿthing all that embarassing that people would actually know about or would i want them too. im a bit of a fucker for saying things i shouldnt say, ever, with a few drinks in to people i dont even know. like shams site directer lets say, while in his house, after he promoted sham, oh jesus thank god he was an utter tool and just grew more confused the more i said!

[Fysh]

Hehe, yes indeed. Among others, recent examples would include walking home with my trousers deliberately down round my ankles; coming home drunk at 2am and roaring at flatmates to wake up and watch a film, only to go to bed and fall fast asleep within minutes of them waking up; being asked to help someone fix a computer while drunk and managing to fall over in the middle of typing on the keyboard...

My all time favourite story, although I refuse to believe I actually did all of this. While staying at a then-girlfriend's house and having gotten inmensely drunk with a rugby-playing friend, I allegedly did the following:

bounced off several lampposts on the walk home and invited people to join me in a game of human pinball;
explained at great length my plan to conquer the world using an army of trees;
declared myself to be the King and then had a slash down the stairs, before collapsing in a heap down the side of the bed.

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****MOST EMBARRASING STORY EVER****

I was in a friends house one night!!!
It was just a few of the girls having some drinks and as it was during the summer so we were out the back

Anyway I got a bit too drunk!!

SO........ i thought it would be hilarious to wear the entire contents of Leannes washing Line... i had about 7 layers of clothes on.. knickers on my head, pyjamas, socks as gloves, Leannes dad's work clothes etc...

But that wasnt it... I made up a song about Leannes dad! It went something like this:
"I'm Pat, I'm Pat... I'm really really bad"
And it involved numerous slappings of peoples asses

Yet it gets more embarrasing.. I decided to sing this new song to Leannes brothers and sisters!!

And after all that I was sent home in a taxi still wearing the entire contents of the washing line!!! Struggled for about 10 minutes to pay the taxi man, because I couldnt get out my money because i refused to take the socks off my hands!!

So can you even possibly imagine the embarrasment I suffered when I had to call to Leannes house the next day and return ALL the clothes haha

[osiris]

hmmmmmmm, i seem to get broken when im drunk because of my antics.
one night (not too long ago) i was playing bottle rugby in the house with my housemate. We were killing each other. numerous things got ripped off. several large pieces of furniture (i.e. fridge, table, etc) got moved around in the process. I managed to fracture my foot. was all fun and games until the land lady arrived the next day and saw the state of the place! WOOPS!

[DHBH]

bottle rugby eh.....what do that involve then?

[karilyn]

lets hope it does not shatter in the middle of a scrum

[osiris]

it was a plastic bottle....

basically the idea is for 2 (or more) drunken people to try and make it from the kitchen, down the hall, up the stairs and into their bedroom with the bottle. the person to do this is the winner....

be careful tho... i managed to break my foot whilst playing this... along with other things gettin ripped....