Workers from hell , add your experiences

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Here are some real-life examples of survey respondents' most-annoying co-workers:

1. The manager who tried to get employees in another department fired for eating bagels that were reserved for an event the next day.

2. The co-worker who constantly e-mails the person who is sitting right next to her.

3. The co-worker who sits in a crowded cubicle area and insists on putting every conversation on speaker phone, including the exploits of the night before.

4. The boss who cut his fingernails while standing in his employee's cube.

5. The co-worker who steals other people's food from the lunch room refrigerator and then acts baffled when asked about it.

6. The co-worker who changed his job title to look more important without approval from his boss.

7. The boss who swears at the top of his lungs and occasionally throws his chair or phone down the hall.

8. The co-worker who walks up and randomly scratches other people's backs.

9. The co-worker who was caught sleeping on the job more than once and would insist he was praying.

10. The co-worker who every morning would greet her fellow employees (before they had any caffeine) with, "Are you ready for another fun and EXCITING day?!"

Courtesy of CareerBuilder.com

Anybody have any experience of these people? I can add one to this list: The worker who gives your mobile phone number to anybody who calls looking for you. He WILL have a nasty accident someday.

[giggles]

Workers who smell and refuse to shower!!

Workers who think they know everything :eek:

Workers who have a bit of a flatulence problem hehe :P

Workers who take praise for work they didnt do themselves

Workers (construction workers especially) who leer at women and think they have every right to whistle and make smart comments!!!! :maad: :maad:

[karilyn]

workers who open your handbag to have a rummage/ steal from you.

workers who damage your belongs scratch, rip, break things that cost a lot.

workers who are incompent and are a danger to self and others.

managers who ask you to up sell so they can get their target.

managers who have a magic watch that 1 hour lasts for 2.

workers who belittle you. (just because you go to uni and some day will be many times more qualified than them and their jealous and going to be doing the same crap job for the rest of their life is no excuse for them to treat you with contempt)

managers who make you hoover the ceiling

managers who make a pass at you (an ulgy 50 year old fucker who would require a bucket of viagra to keep it up)

managers who give you a list of things to do....
collect dry cleaning, buy my groceries, buy a suit for me but forge my signature for the visa card, go to the atm, lodge this money to my account, buy an iced birthday cake.... 1 hour before party for 30 people....... and i was not a PA

Coworkers who are plain horrible and evil

coworkers who get away with murder cause there fucking the boss

managers who tell you that you saw him and the forementioned whore in the berkley court hotel on the 17 dec, will fire your ass.

managers who call you at 6.30 to check you have keys so they can sleep in while you open up.

managers who arrive in drunk and have to sent home ..... but say they have a tummy bug (yeah and guinness/ alcholic breath)

managers who accuse you of being 5 min late when all week you have covered their ass as they took 2 hour lunches.

mangers who blame their sick kids for not being able to work, repeatedly over many times. if the kids are really that ill call a doctor or social services cause it could be munchhousen by proxy?

sadly i have worked with each of these little fuckin cunts and some of the best stories are unprintible

[pablo]

moved to jobs

[pablo]

aghhhhhhhhhh the guy beside me has put on his sandals ... and his feet stink. I can even see the holes in his socks.... For once I wish I had a blocked nose.

[karilyn]

A temp guy i once worked with removed his shoes put his feet on the desk (which stunk worse than i can describe), said he was not going to talk to clients, when they came in roared at them from the corner and was a total jerk.

[DHBH]

i work with a girl called antoinette, thats her real name beacuae i sont care who sees it. she is without doubt the laziest most selfish living in her own little world sly, did i mention lazy, arrogant and bad attituded person i have ever met. she will be gone in two weeks and i hope she has great misfortunes in her life. she is the first peson i have ever met that actually deserves bad luck. AND when she eats cereal the milk stays on herlips and she doesnt even think to wipe it away and chews with her mouth open, i almost get sick. plus lets say if somebody has something edible to offer around she will always take, but never in one year as she offered so much as an MM to anybody, and even if she did people wouldnt take it. she is constantly tired and sick and has an ongoing cough for the three months i know her. she also coughs without covering her mouth, at the lunch table. she is an utter.....searching for an appropriate word.....waste of space.

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Sounds bad.

[Lina]

aghhhhhhhhhh the guy beside me has put on his sandals ... and his feet stink. I can even see the holes in his socks.... For once I wish I had a blocked nose.

he's wearing sandals with socks. why doesn't he just wear shoes?

[No Comment]

The worker who didn't tell you about the interview for a position, that he had applied for as well. He knew about the interview, but didn't tell me when I asked when were the interviews being held, and all because I have a better chance than he has. Then he has the cheek to ask how did the interview go, and what was being asked, so he could increase his chances. Death shall come to him, in a very nasty way. The bloody interview was on at 9.50, I was rang at 9.05, still in the leaba, told to get my ass in for the interview. Had a shower, a quick brekkie, got into work, the blasted interview was being held 20 miles away, I was bursting for the jacks (done the biz), but I still made it 1 minute late.