strange requests via the feedback form

[pablo]

here are some of the weird emails we get about jobs, even though we haven't run www.eirjobs.com in over 3 years we still get regular contacts and requests.


i will work in Ireland.I spick wery good german,hungarian and a little bit englisch.I am 36 Year old.

i would like to know how i can find a job for this summer...and the acomodation too!!
I will be graduated in Economy in March and i need to improve my english.
I'm looking forward to reveice your reply


Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a doctor- orthopaedic and traumatologic surgeon. My experience of the work is more than 6 years. I live in Russia, in Chelyabinsk. I would like to get a job in Ireland and I know that I should pass Academic International English Testing Sistem (IELTS) and obtain an overall band score of 7.0, but I passed IELTS Academic Module on 17.12.2005 with an overall band score 5.0. Also I did IELTS General Module on 13.08.2005 with an overall band score 5.0.
May I come in Ireland to work on an other job while I will pass all exams to work as a orthopeadic surgeon? Can you help me?

Looking forward to further cooperation with you, I remain

Yours faithfully,
Rinat

[Jack B. Badd]

I spick wery good german,hungarian and a little bit englisch.

Just a "little bit", huh?

[JennyPen]

Jesus you feel for the poor guy who has the degree!! What did you tell him?

[the outlaw torn]

invite them all to ireland, for the laugh. tell em theres loadsa jobs. didn't they realise the site was sown just by looking at it?