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- Human beings (me, that is) can survive intolerable stress;
- Human beings (me also) can survive on little or no sleep;
- The people I work for are a bunch of two-faced, lying egotists who would stab you in the back at the slightest whiff of a possibility of advancing their own agenda and I hate them all;
- To make excellent muffins you must not overmix the dough;
- No exercise makes you fat;
- Eating 2 muffins every time you have a cup of coffee makes you fat;
- All that really matters is to love and be loved, all other "stuff" in life is just meaningless shite.
- It's easier to get into debt than out of it...
sharonlvsmartin
21-12-2004, 21:30
ive learned that omelette is made from eggs(long story but yes i thought otherwise)-shame!!!
i've discovered that ignorance really is bliss but not for the other ppl who know what's really happening
JennyPen
22-12-2004, 12:10
I've discovered that the lyrics to Doh a Deer aren't "Tee - A drink with German bread" As I had previously thought...
While satay sauce is impossible to buy in the super market, its not really that hard to make
Mixing a load of sauces together can be quite nice if you smother it in cream and onions
Driving with gears is great fun
Pantene smooth and sleek conditioner is great
being a girly girl can be cool too
stairway 2 hell
22-12-2004, 22:14
disguarded pizza boxes are a great source of cheese.
that, and christmas is always my favourite time of the year.
must get one of them there liscence thingys
While there is little more important than love and hapiness, there are some people who should not be informed of this fact in its entireity
You can handle pretty much anything that life throws at you because you have no choice. You just keep going.
Friends are extremely important in times of crisis.
Custard is made from eggs.
Merangues from M&S have 55 calories and no fat.
Christmas inevitably turns out to be quite a lonely time.
JennyPen
24-12-2004, 16:56
All phone companies are scum
its very hard to know your friends
evaporated milk can be a good substitute for cream
typing while you nails are drying can be a messy sticky business
people that let you wait outside the RDS for 5 hours by yourself aren't really your friends.
you can think you know someone for ages, and then suddenly see a side of them you never knew, and never be able to think of them the same again
Cemetry Slut
04-01-2005, 02:29
ive learned how to change a plug withoutelectrocuting the cat!
oh and learned who my friends are.
oh and by not studying i can pass but jjust barely.. had to stop that one!
sharonlvsmartin
04-01-2005, 02:56
crying is a waste of time,nobody will give a shit
sharonlvsmartin
04-01-2005, 02:57
oh an chocolate solves EVERYTHING
Darkstar
04-01-2005, 21:17
- I've learned that some people can be extremely nasty and petty on web forums and try to make others feel guilty even though they know what happened.
- Giving some people exactly what they wanted is never enough
- "May cause Electric Shock" is not a challenge
- Feckthat Rules!
You can't please everyone
Workers at McDonald's are friendlier than the workers at Wendy's
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were terrorists (well, my US history teacher seems to think so anyway...) :confused:
What the world thinks of America
Dishwashing is a very boring occupation
Most American food is not food, but plastic
To take advantage of opportunities because it might be the last time they ever come around
How fun message boards are
Don't care what people think of you, because you won't be happy if you always are what they want you to be
and...
Quizmo Sponge Monkeys are the beginning of the end of the world
JennyPen
05-01-2005, 11:15
not the monkeys!!!!!
Lord Raath
05-01-2005, 12:59
Life goes on.
People are very cynical.
It's quite difficult to make things go your way.
Evil plans are very hard to pull off and are almost always foiled!
You can never get away with murder when Horatio Caine and his team are on the case!
People will constantly surprise you.
"Surprise" is not spelt "suprise".
"Australia" is not spelt "Austrailia"
This was a funny thread!
I've since learnt that tortilla has two different meanings. In spanish, it means omelette while in english, it's a wrap thingy.
You never pronounce a double L in spanish.
i thought the same about australia and surprise and darkstar and tree had some valid points too.
through perserverance even the snail reaches the ark and all that.
mcarthys on cornmarket st is the only place in cork that sell black steel toe caterpillar boots in a size nine retailing at €134.95
i love cheese, expensive cheese.
ive learned that omelette is made from eggs(long story but yes i thought otherwise)-shame!!!
wow, man, how did you not know that omlettes did contain eggs!
I learnt that I shouldn't be allowed to text unsupervised, especially when drunk!
i'm the same! People get the weirdest texts! majority of them make absolutely no sense! not even to me the next day!
i'm the same! People get the weirdest texts! majority of them make absolutely no sense! not even to me the next day!
indeed many a drunken text message from jason involves vowels, things rarely if ever seen in one of his usual texts
lol, shut up you! my texts have gone a hell of alot better since i started usin predictive text!
Jack B. Badd
28-09-2005, 18:53
Ahhh...spelling for dummies! Hmmmm...most of the posts I'm replying to today seem to be your's osiris. If you stopped posting such silly things maybe I wouldn't. Or maybe not, that sentence didn't make much sense...at least I know what I'm talking bout!
i don't think you do! This is the second post of yours that doesn@t make any sense! must be the pre_date gitters you have:)
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