Demios
04-11-2004, 12:17
This new show from Comedy Central is too fecking funny, its idea is pretty basic...the world's first cartoon "Reality Television" - its cast is brilliant:
Captain Hero- An overmuscled, womanizing superhero (as if you couldn't tell from the name), Captain Hero is known for his super-strength, super-drinking, and super-sex drive. He fills the role of the egotistical lothario resembling Superman.
Princess Clara- A naive fairy-tale princess right out of a Disney movie, Clara is prone to expressing herself in song and offending people with her ignorance. She fills the role of the sheltered rich girl.
Toot Braunstein- A chubby, washed-up "Betty Boop" wannabe, black-and-white 1920s has-been Toot is jealous of the attention her thinner, more modern counterparts get, and as a result has grown bitter and borderline suicidal. She fills the role of the angry, manipulative bitch.
Foxxy Love- A blaxploitation version of the title character from Josie and the Pussycats, Foxxy is sassy, brassy, and probably bisexual, at the least. She sure seems to have a thing for Princess Clara, but is just as often incited to violence by Clara's unconcious racism. She fills the role of the token angry black person.
Spanky Ham- Ripped right out of an Internet cartoon along the lines of Retarded Animal Babies, this petulant pig will do anything for a laugh... as long as it's gross and disgusting. He fills the role of the obnoxious party animal.
Ling-Ling- Obviously inspired by the anime Pokemon, this manic, sometimes psychotic, Pikachu look-alike speaks in incomprehensible, pseudo-Japanese gibberish, and resents being treated as the household pet. He/she/it fills the role of the hot-headed loner.
Wooldoor Sockbat- Whatever he is, this banana-yellow analogue to modern kids' cartoon starts like Spongebob Squarepants can usually be found doing something strange in an attempt (usually unsuccessful) to impress his roommates. He fills the role of the attention-starved weirdo.
Xandir- A pretty-boy fantasy video-game hero who's hardly heroic, he's usually rambling about how he's on "a never-ending quest" to rescue his girlfriend. In other words, he's whipped like a pack mule. Resembling a gay version of Legend of Zelda's Link, He fills the role of the sensitive male who may or may not be a closeted homosexual.
The show is comedic genius, if sky or channel four dont pick this up their idiots! Destroys the shows it takes the piss out of (i.e. The Real World,Big Brother etc...)
Captain Hero- An overmuscled, womanizing superhero (as if you couldn't tell from the name), Captain Hero is known for his super-strength, super-drinking, and super-sex drive. He fills the role of the egotistical lothario resembling Superman.
Princess Clara- A naive fairy-tale princess right out of a Disney movie, Clara is prone to expressing herself in song and offending people with her ignorance. She fills the role of the sheltered rich girl.
Toot Braunstein- A chubby, washed-up "Betty Boop" wannabe, black-and-white 1920s has-been Toot is jealous of the attention her thinner, more modern counterparts get, and as a result has grown bitter and borderline suicidal. She fills the role of the angry, manipulative bitch.
Foxxy Love- A blaxploitation version of the title character from Josie and the Pussycats, Foxxy is sassy, brassy, and probably bisexual, at the least. She sure seems to have a thing for Princess Clara, but is just as often incited to violence by Clara's unconcious racism. She fills the role of the token angry black person.
Spanky Ham- Ripped right out of an Internet cartoon along the lines of Retarded Animal Babies, this petulant pig will do anything for a laugh... as long as it's gross and disgusting. He fills the role of the obnoxious party animal.
Ling-Ling- Obviously inspired by the anime Pokemon, this manic, sometimes psychotic, Pikachu look-alike speaks in incomprehensible, pseudo-Japanese gibberish, and resents being treated as the household pet. He/she/it fills the role of the hot-headed loner.
Wooldoor Sockbat- Whatever he is, this banana-yellow analogue to modern kids' cartoon starts like Spongebob Squarepants can usually be found doing something strange in an attempt (usually unsuccessful) to impress his roommates. He fills the role of the attention-starved weirdo.
Xandir- A pretty-boy fantasy video-game hero who's hardly heroic, he's usually rambling about how he's on "a never-ending quest" to rescue his girlfriend. In other words, he's whipped like a pack mule. Resembling a gay version of Legend of Zelda's Link, He fills the role of the sensitive male who may or may not be a closeted homosexual.
The show is comedic genius, if sky or channel four dont pick this up their idiots! Destroys the shows it takes the piss out of (i.e. The Real World,Big Brother etc...)