getting passed walls

[pablo]

I am looking for ideas on how to get passed a wall. Simply put there is a wall and you have to think of ways to get over/under/through it. Lets see who can be the most imaginative/crazy. Its an excerise in problem solving, where people should come up with at least 10 unique ways, 20 would be very good.

[Faith]

Well, you could get a piece of chalk, draw a door on it, say some random words and hope it turns to a real door.
According to the Simpsons, unicorns are real good at digging holes, so find one of them to dig under it for you. Failing to find a unicorn, try a mole.
Find a really long stick, go back to a distance of about 100metres from the wall, and attempt to get over the wall just by running and using some cunning leverage from the stick.

[SwngDncr]

how about wearing a velco suit...and then put pieces of velcro on the wall...and as you climb, put more pieces on...and sooner or later you'll be to the top and..voila, you're over it...

or, if its a smooth wall, how about giant suction cups on your hands and feet? I know that's not so imaginative, but it works in cartoons, right?

if you've got lots of people, there are various ways to get over....if they are strong enough and the wall isn't too high, have them throw you over. Or if its taller, you basically make a human ladder...believe me, you can get pretty high up if your people are strong enough and you move quickly.

Depending on the material, I suppose you could cut your way through it...at least if its wood...various ways could be hacking it apart with an ax, or if you have either a jigsaw or some other hand held power saw

Along those lines, if you had enough time, and it was wooden, you could sand your way through it....just get some nice rough sandpaper and work your way through it...now, if you're lucky enough to have an electric sander, it would go even quicker.

I'm thinking of others, but that's what I've come up with so far

[Darkstar]

1. Think intangible thoughts and try walking through it.
2. Rocket shoes.
3. Its just a wall climb over it.
4. Steal a tank.
5. Put a big red giant do not break sticker on it then stand back and wait.
6. Have David Hasselhoff sing a song on top of it.
7. Find the door.
8. Let the army guys break it after they come to get they're tank back.
9. Build a time machine and stop the wall from ever being built.
10. Run at it really fast and pray.

[the evil belly]

the most effective way is to paint a parking space next to it and ask my mum to park there. i promise she'll hit it several times and then it'll be all week and frail and you can bully the wall and it'll go home crying to it's mammy and then thee won't be a wall

[orna]

Well, you could get a piece of chalk, draw a door on it, say some random words

i like this idea best.
otherwise i'll just blow it up for you....with my magical powers

[SwngDncr]

if its a glass wall...sing really really high and shatter it (which means I can't do it cause I have an annoyingly low singing voice...but I know some good sopranos who probably would have the power)

[the evil belly]

unfortunatly only crystal will shatter not glass. something to do with the different molecular structures

[SwngDncr]

ok then..so if its a crystal wall, sing and shatter it :p happy?

[the evil belly]

ok that'll do then. i even offer the use of my stereo for playing opera music on to shatter it.

[pablo]

Imagine that your body is on another plane, where the wall doesn't exist, you should be able to walk past it pretty simply.

Get someone to give you a weggie and catapult you over the wall.

[Azrael]

k im gonna nerdify up this thread.

do what the flash does and accelerate yourself to the point where you vibrate thru the wall.

flubber

check if the wall is made out of anything edible and grab a spoon. if it aint, use the spoon to dig under it.

get steve mcqueen to jump it on a motorcycle, ask for a backer.

cover your eyes; if you cant see the wall it dont exist.

wait for erosion to kick in

[JennyPen]

poke it on the shoulder then while it's distracted RUN!

[melusine]

Get Günter Schabowski to declare that the wall should be opened for "private trips abroad".

[Jasper]

ok big rock wall built in ireland (lets just say by the government) too high to go over it too long to go around it too thick to brake it down ie you cant go around or over or under it. ok what do you do then?? hmmm............... well id rmember its probably hollow so money could be saved (for brown envolopes and such) so just punch through one side and do the same when you get to the other side

[Tree]

well, it is mostly empty space so just align the atoms in you with the massive gaps and wander on through

[Fysh]

Am I the only one who almost immediately thought of Gaspode The Wonder Dog and his line "yeah yeah, they're so impressed you can get over a wall. Me, I always walk around"?

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Oh. Well that's alright then.

My suggestion? Get drunk, decide that climbing trees is a good idea, "arrange" somehow for a tree to be next to the wall (note : this may involve shovels), climb the tree, and then decide to sit on the wall. (not that I've ever done this, nor had photos taken in the process. Oh no.)

Or:

Put a trampoline in front of it, run really fast, then jump on the trampoline. By the unidimensional physics of cartoons, most of your forward momentum will naturally convert to upward momentum, leaving you free to sail happily over the wall and break yourself on the other side (cartoon physics also dictating that whatever landing mats you had previously prepared have handily disappeared).

[Azrael]

ddue to a pesky roadruinner

[Jack B. Badd]

whats a roadruinner, Az? Is it like a roadrunner? Mmmm...wonder what they taste like covered in plum sauce :square:

[the evil belly]

whats a roadruinner, Az? Is it like a roadrunner?

a roadruinner is usually an auld biddy doing 40 on a strech of road i shoud be doing well over 70 on. thus ruining the road and the entire driving experience. though i shouldn't give out till i pay my road tax....

[Jack B. Badd]

a roadruinner is usually an auld biddy doing 40 on a strech of road i shoud be doing well over 70 on. thus ruining the road and the entire driving experience. though i shouldn't give out till i pay my road tax....

You said a bad word! T*x! The horror, the shame! :B

I am finding myself agreeing with the roadruinner idea tho, and I don't even drive.