Hey, I'm carrying this thread on from the old message board because nobody vists there anymore! :( I was all alone!!

Come on people, anymore Ideas on how to cheat our way through the leaving cert! I'm looking for good Ideas and Kedzz had a load of great ones!!

Hey Apex,

welcome back!! Hows things? How you fixed for the exams? Or should I mention them like?? lol

:) :) :)

It's good to be back! I wasn't really away as much as I was lost out there in the net!

How are the final exams going? Good I hope! Orals are over and LCVP tomorrow and Art on thursday and friday!

Waaaaah.....anywho, all else is going great!

Vaya con dios!

just doing my bit to help the poor tormented souls who are doing exams. check here (http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=43830&perpage=20&pagenumber=1) for a similar thread

i have Art tomorro & im so dead i cant even draw a straight line with a ruler..... help me :upset: :umm: :upset:

Originally posted by Apex
It's good to be back! I wasn't really away as much as I was lost out there in the net!

How are the final exams going? Good I hope! Orals are over and LCVP tomorrow and Art on thursday and friday!

Waaaaah.....anywho, all else is going great!

Vaya con dios!

Well good that you're back from wherever you are so!! lol
Well I'm now officially finished my exams !! :) :)
So all I have left is to teach up to the end of May, which we don't get paid for! :mad: :mad: But hey it's the experience that counts!! :rolleyes:

Ye are? Are all the H dips coming back??? I miss ours soooooooooooo much!! Yipeee!!!!! Never got a chance to invite them to the grads [as teachers, as opposed to as dates!!] :p

Originally posted by Apex
Never got a chance to invite them to the grads [as teachers, as opposed to as dates!!] :p not this again :D

you should probably do a seating arrangement so that the Hdips are at your table :cool:

Originally posted by Apex
Ye are? Are all the H dips coming back??? I miss ours soooooooooooo much!! Yipeee!!!!! Never got a chance to invite them to the grads [as teachers, as opposed to as dates!!] :p

Well it's upto the individual schools like, but we do yes! I think most are back but you wouldn't know I suppose.

Be nice to them ok ;) ;)

They're back!! :)

Of course I'll be niceto them, I always am, I'm a gentleman!;)

Their exams went alright and I told them bout the grads! 21 days to go to the LC! Damn, the time went fast!

Originally posted by Apex
They're back!! :)

Of course I'll be niceto them, I always am, I'm a gentleman!;)

Their exams went alright and I told them bout the grads! 21 days to go to the LC! Damn, the time went fast!


Ah Apex, you must be in your glories, are you?? lol
Yeah our exams weren't too bad I suppose, we knew the themes coming up, so it was a matter of studying them, and then writing a good question!

How are you fixed regarding the LC? Seriously like.........:umm:

here are some of the posts from that last thread on the old board.


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pablo1. Grow you hair long. Have a little receiver in your ear and a James Bond style camera glasses. While your friend transmits the answers from a top secret undercover van across the road!

2. Modify your calculater to store all definitions and formulae

3. Write everything on your legs then ask to go to the toilet.

4. Write everything on an incredibly some piece of paper and fit it in your pen!

5. Break into another school during the night and take the papers!

6. Be boring and just have a piece of paper in your pencil case! I'd do that but I don't have one

7. Sleep with a superintendant

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ruth : My maths teacher told our class that you should write things under your watch. Not a bad idea but you couldnt fit a lot under there unless you had a superdy big watch and that would probably just break your wrist!
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Apex : Tattoo Formulaes on the inside of your eyelids...wouldn't you be able to see them then...of course you would have to live with the formulaes for the rest of your life ....but isn't it worth it?
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Zenith: someone told me you can scratch a whole load of answers on contact lenses so that you can see them as you write!!!!
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mairead : I remember before my leaving cert physics Pre, a girl in my class wrote a load of formulae on the blackboard and none of the teachers noticed!! It was really cool! I'm not sure how i managed for the proper exam! I think the leaving cert supervisors my be a little more careful though!
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Kedzz : 1. But 10 packets of chewing gum (stick form)
2. Write all you need to know on the sticks of gum
3. Whenever you come across a question you don't know, take out the stick of gum it's written & look @ it.
4. Et voila! Tu est finis. (I cheated on my last french test!)
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The little She Devil : sew random answers to questions you dont know into your underwear and THEN ask to go to the bathroom!!!
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Kedzz : sew random answers to questions you dont know into your underwear and THEN ask to go to the bathroom!!!
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i say bribe them .. its the only way , attach a €20 note to the inside of your exam script .

by the way , why do they call it an exam script ?


surely a script is something that is already made up , and you don't really make up the stuff you write down now do you ?

if u bribe them ur whole exam is fucked ur not aloud to do the leaving cert exams [4 a while] & they will fuck u out of it !!!!:eek:

Oh christ!! What are we gonna do?? I'm screwed!!!

We need ideas, cheating is the only way out!!! Waaahhhhhh!

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Yes, I am now freaking out!!!!:eek:

Apex, now come on, calm down!!

It's ok, you can do it, I know you can!!

Look at the end of the day, all you can do is your best so there you are!! :) :)

And If my best isn't good enough??

I repeat:

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I am entering into freak out overtime!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

you'll do grand .... i'm telling you its not that hard unless you are going for over 550 points ;)

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5 days to go.

Only I may say 'Oh Crap'!!! :)

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:eek: :( :eek: :( :eek: :(

less of it now dexter!!! did u find out about what u were @ on monday? did u get it?

Who is this? I don't recognise the name.

I got no call, therefore I didn't get it. Not pushed anyway. The audition/interview was a worthwhile experience! :)

I did not sleep last night so I got p and studied Geography frm 2-5am ans again from 6-8am. I can't sleep. Kill me now!!!!!:eek:

It's Deb... sniff sniff.....
Hard luck for the interview, so when u gonna be on the telly?

:( :nope: :umm: :upset: :eek: :nope: :'(

23 hours !


come on ... chin up !


you'll be grand :o)

Good luck to everybody!! Vaya con dios!!!

10 hours 50 mins
That's 650 mins
Thats 39003 seconds or there abouts!!

I've got my head together...don't panic and take evry day as it comes.

What is in the past is gone, now, look to the future and think about the fun on the last day and the wild out of control parties due for the summer!

Best of luck!!

So ya

g'luck y'all...

i'll be thinkin ofyou exam people on my *day off* tomorrow...

tis great looking back at that! i dont have to go through it for another yr&1/2 and you lot who are doing it in a few wks can add another few "OH CRAP POSTS"

I had totally forgotten about this place.

Well, I wonder what everybody is doing now, a year later. The Leaving in the past, not as bad as was thought.

My, how things have changed. Some major changes.

Cemetry, thanks for reminding of this place.

"Memories, like the colours of the wind, vivid water coloured memories, of the way we were. Memories...........":D

for our french exam last year, we had to write a happy birthday letter. one of the lads didn't know what happy birthday was en francais so he went of to the bathroom with his phone, changed the language to french and went to the message templates et voila, a rather imaginative way of cheating.

Hey Ber. I remember you gave out to me for doing that!

I haven't seen you in a hell of a long time! How are you? Hope you are enjoying the course.

Oh how I am so happy not having to do the leaving again.

Later:cool:

Originally posted by ber
changed the language to french and went to the message templates et voila, a rather imaginative way of cheating. just tried that there . cool or what ! it works in german. but you have to be able to navigate the phone menu's in that particular language.

arent you not supposed to have a phone on you?

You will not be entering a prison. They won't frisk you for a phone before you go in!! And if they do, they are not meant to and the guy is doing it for pervy fun so I might think about changing schools!!!

Also I will admit, for my maths exam, i used the 'write formulaes on the inside of chewing gum wrappers', and the the 'inside the pencil case' and inside the 'coke label' tricks. Only for maths and irish.........and french! Ha ha. Oh so glad not to be doing it again!!!! Heh heh.

Ber, did you text me Saturday?