Pixie
09-04-2002, 16:01
Materialistic Lawyers
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a
car came along and hit
the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was
complaining bitterly
about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!",
he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me
sick!!!" retorted the
officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW,
that you didn't even
notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally
noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex???!!!!
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a
car came along and hit
the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was
complaining bitterly
about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!",
he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me
sick!!!" retorted the
officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW,
that you didn't even
notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally
noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex???!!!!