fave t-shirt slogans [Archive] - FeckThat.com

pablo

02-09-2003, 08:13

The Nike swoosh, and underneath - "Just did it"

One I cherished as a teenager - "DIE YUPPIE SCUM"

I saw one in america some time back - "I'm not real smart but I can lift heavy things"

Demios

02-09-2003, 11:43

Guy wearing a t-shirt saying:
"Im a bomb technican,if you see me running try to keep up"
Pure Genius.

claire.h

02-09-2003, 12:10

I've always liked the one:

"Rehab is for quitters"
;)

Vampira

02-09-2003, 17:31

i have one that says fuck you you fucking fuck. simple but effective.

the outlaw torn

02-09-2003, 21:48

i like the classic "i'm with stupid" and the arrow pointing to the right, this t-shirt can backfire if you end up by your self, then you become the stupid one.

cockatrice

02-09-2003, 22:41

i have one thats says:
"i'm a natural blonde, please speak slowly"
only problem is i have brown hair

Tree

02-09-2003, 23:02

saw one on the dude in the old oak that said 2'im not paid enough to be nice to you" i liked it.

i think sham's gummy bear t-shirt will be in my head for life!

false

03-09-2003, 08:10

i have an 'over the edge' lomg sleeved T.

on the back is printed 'dazed and confused' in such a way as to look slightly out of focus.

really freaks people out, have had complete strangers come up and ask "is it just me...."

last wore it on the final day of a stag until one of the group threatened to clock me if i didn't take it off....

used to be big into No Fear Shirts
'second place is the first loser'

and also "I'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings"
:D

the evil belly

03-09-2003, 19:00

as tree says i have one of gummi bears, they making ickle gummi bears doggie style. also got one of santa ass raping rudolph

stairway 2 hell

04-09-2003, 00:25

picture of uncle sam with slogan underneath - "i want you ..... to pull my finger"

Faith

07-09-2003, 20:39

"Jesus is coming

Look Busy!"

Cemetry Slut

08-09-2003, 00:28

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Cemetry Slut

08-09-2003, 00:32

oh and this one...I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

and this I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. "above it is the sum 2+2=4"

and this: Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key... got that off my programmer friends t-shirt.

and this: Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

and this: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

and one of my last one's...: Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I have a few of these t-shirts that i got made myself.. they're greta presents

Azrael

09-10-2003, 13:36

i knwo the thread is old but........

im so evil i pee darkness.

what cruel fucker put the S in lisp.

fat people are harder to kidnapp.

LORD, save me from your believers.

if you are not me you are shit :).

if i hit you really hard will you leave me alone.

and this one i saw on a badge:
the best way to change someones mind is with a rock

JennyPen

09-10-2003, 17:33

One with a picture a camel and underneath it the immortal words:

I'm not mad.
Just ask my camel, Steven.

It's sheer brilliance I laugh my ass off every time i see it.

Also:

JESUS LOVES YOU (everyone else thinks you're a cunt)
AK47. When you absolutely positively get to kill every motherfucker in the room.
Uzi 9mm. Could someone point me to the nearest McDonalds?
I'm sorry I missed church. I was busy worshipping SATAN
I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker colour

I want them all.

Tree

09-10-2003, 23:42

saw a great one last night:

resistance is futile (if less than 1 ohm)

also, 2+2=5 for large values of two

there are 10 types of ppl in the world, those who can understand binary, and those who cant

oh i love sad maths jokes

triggerhappy

10-10-2003, 10:26

a good one i've seen is "people say im in my own world, but its okay, they know me there". bril

JennyPen

10-10-2003, 14:05

Originally posted by Tree
saw a great one last night:

resistance is futile (if less than 1 ohm)

also, 2+2=5 for large values of two

there are 10 types of ppl in the world, those who can understand binary, and those who cant

oh i love sad maths jokes

Those are the funniest ones I nearly collapsed when I read the binary one. Well done Tree!

Lord Raath

10-10-2003, 15:36

I'm pretty sure tha binary one was posted by someone here before, Pablo I think? The "resistance is futile (if less than 1 ohm)" is inspired though.:D

Faith

10-10-2003, 19:22

I'm so proud! I understood them!!

JennyPen

14-10-2003, 11:18

There used to be a brilliant one in the t-shirt print shop upstairs in merchants key. It said in huge numbers 68, and underneath that in teeny writing 'do me and I'll owe you one'. Me like.

Vampira

18-10-2003, 19:11

jill got me that for xmas last yr!

Tree

18-10-2003, 23:41

i jsut got a me a new t-shirt today.

a fish with an umbrolly :D

JennyPen

20-10-2003, 12:27

I'd love one with a fish on bicycle.

moo

21-10-2003, 16:04

I don't think anything could be more creative than the t-shirt with
The Peoples Republic of Cork

claire.h

21-10-2003, 16:26

I'd love one with a fish on bicycle.

A woman needs a man like....

MsKitty

07-11-2003, 15:01

a picture of a mushroom cloud and written underneath "Game Over" :)

also Jen made t-shirts 4 us all last xmas they were class

"Dead Girls dont say no"
"Worship me like the goddess i am"
"I love Children!"

i cant think of the other ones at the mo but im sure they were classic 2.

i love the new lil girl can think of her name like Emily the Strange; its a picture of her holding a knife and it reads "thinking of u"
there are loads more that are just pure class :evil:

Tree

09-12-2003, 23:41

Attractive only in the gravitational sense

kidney killer

09-12-2003, 23:50

i love the new lil girl can think of her name like Emily the Strange; its a picture of her holding a knife and it reads "thinking of u"
there are loads more that are just pure class :evil:

she's called scary miss mary. i have the "no-one wants to play with me" one and she's sitting there with a double sided axe and a guillotine. i love those t-shirts.

Tree

10-12-2003, 00:11

she's called scary miss mary. i have the "no-one wants to play with me" one and she's sitting there with a double sided axe and a guillotine. i love those t-shirts.
miss mary is different to emily the strange. my friend has a huge emily the strange poster, her shadow is that of a cat...

Cemetry Slut

10-12-2003, 00:16

Can i wear your tighs as ear muffs???

I SPENT A NIGHT IN PARIS (WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO?

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

these are me geek ones:

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

<------The information went data way-----

Go ahead, make my data!

the outlaw torn

10-12-2003, 01:27

got a whole catalog of cool t-shirts in a magazine the other day, heres a few:
I'm not paranoid, they really are after me

i just do what the voices tell me

rehab is for quitters

no one knows i'm a lesbian(its meant for guys to wear but it would back fire if some smart ass says does that make you a woman then).

DHBH

10-12-2003, 16:12

A few i've thought up with mates:

Do Not Judge Me By What I Wear But Rather.....By What I Drink

The T.shirt That Almost Never Was

and the funniest in my opinion has to be one that i actually do have
My hiccups and me are very close friends, in a few minutes theyll come up to me and say sorry about that.

monty python t.shirt
You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy!!

kidney killer

10-12-2003, 17:23

miss mary is different to emily the strange. my friend has a huge emily the strange poster, her shadow is that of a cat...

i know they are different but the thinking of u t-shirt is a miss mary one. i like the ruby gloom shirts too. where can you get the emily the strange ones?

MsKitty

10-12-2003, 18:47

i have that poster of emily the strange in my room its class freaked one of my friends and all ;)

JennyPen

10-12-2003, 20:08

No no emily the strange and scary miss mary are very very different. scary miss mary is much much better. These are them. I want the 'noone wants to play with me one', its so good.

pablo

18-04-2004, 11:13

My latest one has "Put Pythagoras in the corner"

the outlaw torn

18-04-2004, 19:46

anyone watch the news during the weekend, the labour party had some kinda annual meeting or something, they were selling these bright red t-shirts there with the best slogan ever: i love labour

who would firstly buy that and then wear it proudly in public, it'd be so funny to see someone wearing that walking down the street, dunno why just seems amusing to me that they love labour so much.

Annie

18-04-2004, 23:29

- I hate your band
-peoples republic of Cork
- too many freaks , not enough circuses

Tree

19-04-2004, 22:50

maybe someone already put this up but the tshirts with "if you can see this the bitch fell off" on the back are class on bikers

stairway 2 hell

19-04-2004, 23:58

anyone see the ones in McCarthys ripping the shit out of nike and calling it pike. theyre pretty cool.

Tree

23-04-2004, 23:57

"drink till you think i'm goodlooking"

the evil belly

25-05-2004, 12:42

pure genius

slayerdiabolus

12-06-2004, 21:13

i was in london last week and i saw a mimic tour t-shirt entitled "Adolf Hitlers world tour 1939-1945" and it had all the countries and years he tried to conquer them!!!!

slayerdiabolus

12-06-2004, 21:17

anyone see the ones in McCarthys ripping the shit out of nike and calling it pike. theyre pretty cool.

ya i've seen it. i'd hate to wear it near a nack!!!

Slayer

12-06-2004, 23:16

"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is"

claire.h

17-06-2004, 16:33

I saw a bald guy wearing one saying
"The more hair I lose, the more head I get"

Lord Raath

17-06-2004, 17:03

My friend has the t-shirt; "Your only jealous because the voices are talking to me!" Class.:D

sharonlvsmartin

17-06-2004, 19:28

well i know its no really funny but i luv my"if u think im a bitch you should meet my mother" only coz its so true:)

Slayer

26-06-2004, 01:57

Classic woman's t shirt:

"I have P.M.S and a handgun. Any questions?"

Tree

28-06-2004, 23:50

i'm not a whore, im just popular...

madasaspoon

27-07-2004, 23:49

nah the best t shirt EVER is the one that goes,....
fuck you you fucking fuck

but i also like
BEWARE! the one legged space chickens are plotting our demise!!!!

I POKE BADGERS WITH SPOONS

JESUS IS COMING.... hide the porn

and ....

JESUS LOVES YOU.... everyone else thinks your a cunt.

but that ones pretty good.