Ha!hello freaky citizens of Cork.As you all know I am your hero CAPTAIN UNDERWEAR.And I would like to know if you where a hero like me(you're not though.Only I am, but you should always have a dream)who would you be and what powers would you have?

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

You're everything I would like to be!!!

I would like to :curse: have powers that makes men's balls fall off after they bruise my ego!!!!!!

:o

:evil: THERE WILL BE WAR :evil:

i'm a hero sandwich
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More like it I would be the opposite. I would be a bad guy...
and I would be called.....
THE UNDERLORD!!!!!! :evil: :curse:
I would be the evil, killing demon.. with a gothic kinda look....
I would have black leather gloves that I would use to beat ppl up with... I would be able to make my eyes go all white and freaky...
and I would only live in ppls dreams and nightmares. I would be able to kill ppl in there dreams, and the inocent would be like able to be super heroes in there dream and would try to stop my evil reign of TERROR!!!!!

My face -> :evil:
The inocent ppls faces -> :( :( :( :(

me and kat have already had this discussion. I am god. Colin, stop trying to steal my thunder, you have already agreed to being god of the letter e. Stop being a bitch or i will have to smite you down!!!

Debs god and im a Jesus kindof person(with out the whole killing thing)

In colins world im the Mighty Mysterious Maderia
Bursting with Powers for good and evil. i help those who are cute and can pay me back ill stamp down all those who get in my way.
I will have the power to fly and change my exterior to look like another person. i will also have the power to steal other people power(like Rouge) and b able to get ppl to bow b4 me with my mind

i will rule all the dimentions:mwaha: :greedy: :mwaha:
:kiss: :chick: :kiss:

Im The UnderLord and im here to invade all you super heroe's and civilian's dreams... :evil: while you all try to kill me for good in them...
but ive got powers too, ive got the power to cause thunder and lightening in your dreams, and oh ya ive got my demons to back me up... :curse:

Ha.DEb your can't smitE mE,causE "E" is in smitE.So I control.Now you sEE thE full EvilnEss of my plan.
Also MsKitty can use her distraction powers to distract steve and stick stickers on him.:evil: Indeed with are a good team.
Sorry creamy you wouldn't want to be in my dreams.I'm not even there half the time.

Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
Ha.DEb your can't smitE mE,causE "E" is in smitE.So I control.Now you sEE thE full EvilnEss of my plan.
Also MsKitty can use her distraction powers to distract steve and stick stickers on him.:evil: Indeed with are a good team.
Sorry creamy you wouldn't want to be in my dreams.I'm not even there half the time.

Well Colin since Deb is God she could just Kill u there arent any E's in Kill ;) u shouldnt have said anything about me powers of distraction luckly 4 me Steve doesnt come on to Freak Fm so he'll never know :evil: :mwaha: :evil:

Ok let me change this.......
I am the Evil Underlord who can hurt ppl with out touching them or even with out moving.... I live in reality, but I also can transport my self into peoples dreams..
My ocupation is to take over Underwear City with my evil powers and demons..
and Captin Underwear is the citys local super hero, who trys to stop my evil reign of terror....
How about that... :evil:

Sure creamy but you're going have to be my complete opposite like"outer garment child"just to stick to rules.
also a list of the second class heros Ted and I came up with for underwear town.
Supraman,as fast as a bullet,almost as powerful as a spedding locomotive able to JUST make it to the top of tall buildings in a single bound if the winds with him.
WonderFUL Woman.She's quite nice
The Dash.Second fastest man on earth over short distances cause he has a heart condition.
Hang-gliding rat-man.He's a rat with wings who gets confused with a cat.

Hmm now that pablo is president I will give him the "underwear button".Bascial it's underwear with a mobil phone stiched in so as to contact me.He'll have to wear it 24\7 and never wash it so it won't lose it's power(But as a student he should be use to this anyway)
Use it wisely Pablo for the next time your town is threaten,call me.I'll use the extra time to run far away.Come on!What kinda useful powers will underwear give you anyway!!!

Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
Hmm now that pablo is president I will give him the "underwear button".Bascial it's underwear with a mobil phone stiched in so as to contact me.He'll have to wear it 24\7 and never wash it so it won't lose it's power(But as a student he should be use to this anyway)
Use it wisely Pablo for the next time your town is threaten,call me.I'll use the extra time to run far away.Come on!What kinda useful powers will underwear give you anyway!!! now you've just gone and frightened me :'(

Hey !!! if Pablo gets sumthing i think i should get sumthing 2!
Dont pick favourites Colin thats mean!:( :upset:

not if your the favorate.

Originally posted by D.m.C
not if your the favorate.

DmC is that a hit against me?? wot did i do? :confused:

Look at them all fight for my love?!?!?Worry not CAPTAIN UNDERWEAR is everybodies hero.I don't think it was a go at you MsKitty the kids justs talks weird.

and she was getting all worried on the fone to me!! bless her cotton socks!

So anyway,anyone else wanna join my super hero team.Basicaly we're just going do "stuff"to our school when we get kick out in 2-3 weeks.They havn't even told us when our last day is yet.
Anyone else see"a murder is "something"on rte1.It's all this old engish proper socity shit.Last week they proved sombody was the murderer bescause she lived with a man she wasn't marryed to.It's so bad it's good.

I shall be Hana, the lovable yet all-powerful poisonous cat that kills people with throat infections...

im starting my own evil empire in the cash and carry. All those who dont piss me off will have strategically planned missions sent to them telepathically.
Tigger loving is essential.
That is all, this message will self destruct in 5 seconds....no shit! nevermind!

ha!i'm with colin on this-deb is god,my arse!
and i am a superhero

TINKY!!!
the all powerful jedi,ruler of all that is silly!

:cool: can you dig it? :cool:

UNBRUISED BEBBEH- UNBRUISED!!!!!

-I am the man-eating goddess...
Yes I am.:greedy:

I wear their balls around my neck as a trophy!
:D

:evil: FEEL MY WRATH!!!!! :evil:


:p

Debs my god tink.Only cause she's paying me.P.s. where's the cheque.
Anyway fringe why the new man hate.Am I going to have to wear super steal underwear to protect my unmentionables?:confused:
Oh.Who saw star wars.(if you didn't look away now)Yoda kicked ass.Tiny little lepurcan kicking ass.hehehehe.
I'm going to be explaning that film to Katie for the next three weeks."who's that guy?Why's he green?:eek:This is a fucked up film:D:D:p"
Oh and little Ro looks like a cross between the emporer and yoda.

**Rainning blood by Slayer plays from out of no where, as thunder and lightning comes down from the dark, grey skies.. :evil: a dark figuere apears from a far distance, he walks up closer and reveals him self as the one and only UNERLORD!!! :evil: :evil: ..
He starts to look across the street as he sees the horrified face local street gangs.. ((there faces >>> :( :'( :nope: :upset: ))
This vile fiend starts to speak.. :eek: **

I have come in a search for Captain Underwear.. I want to distroy him.. Hoo HA Ha!!! I have come to take over Under wear City cause I hate all u stupid freaks :evil: ...
**continues.........**

I think that you'd make a better Urinal Lord.
...no offence or anything :nope:

Ya he could pee in my underpants and embasses me.It's like kryptonite.wet yellow kryptonite.

Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
Debs my god tink.


you tell 'im colin!!!

ps. the last post was me, not logged in..poo

i thought that Star Wars was brill in the last few scenes since the exicution part.
The romantic scenes could have done with a better dialog dont u think?

Wots wit the men hating??

And ALL HAIL THE WONDERFUL DEB! - she shall save u al from horrific pain and suffering [deb cough up the money];)

yes debs all nice+such.:rolleyes: £$£$£$:rolleyes:
ya the romance screens in star wars where like.
guy:kiss me
girl:we can't cause you're a jedi
guy:ah go on
Girl:right.See you behind the bike shed in Naboo in ten minutes

oh cool, what happened...
did Anekin and his bitch, make luke and whats her name... :ghost: :ghost:

all monies will be paid in due course!!
wait til i get the empire up and running at least!!

No Creamy Goodness they were not making wit the babies yet!
Well not that they showed in the film anyway but im sure by the next film she'll b fat with Luke[ nice image i know]:rolleyes:

Imagne that:
Mom:Hey I fell the baby kicking.
Darth vadar:Ahh let me feel
momL:Damn "FORCE"tm kick.Crap that hurts.

just hought I'd resurrect this post...It mde me laugh

Originally posted by MsKitty


Well Colin since Deb is God she could just Kill u there arent any E's in Kill ;) u shouldnt have said anything about me powers of distraction luckly 4 me Steve doesnt come on to Freak Fm so he'll never know :evil: :mwaha: :evil:
Not unless he puts two and nine together with the other posts:( :D :rolleyes:

Ah feck it. PABLO, (ps i am not telling you what to do, just indicating something) DOES THIS THREAD BELONG IN A MUSIC FORUM?

Cheers
Michael

This thread start before.Chit-chat,sin-bin and sex,drugs rock and roll.It was from a time that the freak forum was full of bull shit.So it can be move now without any great inconvience to anyone.Up to Dark master or one of the admins if it's to be moved.
Well spotted Micky.

What is this thread and why have i been mentioned in it!!!It is folly all of it!

ancient old thread from the depths of freakfm history.I used to be called Captain underwear if it helps any.Cause of a time on the old board that I said that I wore my underpants on my head and fly around.In fact I did that again over the weekend with my superman boxers in sham's bedroom.

Excellent i see you know well of the underpants fiasco..i myself was titled Lord Bogo for many an age as a younger spawn.
Now i am known as Lord Gemma.

This thread is funny, but I feel left out, being a relative newcomer (July 2002). Deb, you are God, and we all worship you!

P.S. Creamy Goodness, you kinda scare me!

Nay Deb is not god.i am an outcast in the church of Deb,i am commanded by nobody.

well getting back to the topic if i was a hero i would be magic obviuosly, and i would have the power to be invisible when i like and to be able to fly. i dont ask much. and id run around all day knocking on car windows when theyre stuck in traffic or open doors or something equally amusing on my part but terrifying on theirs. hee hee how much fun i would have all day long.

whats this got to do with freak fm?

Read above and u'll find out.
If i was a super-hero..well for a start i wouldnt be a hero,thats for sure..Hmmm..my powers would have to be a weapons expert like bullseye(daredevil) but i've always been fond of bishop(x-men)powers its feckin brill,i can absorb any energy and fire it back at plp,ANY form of energy at all.

Oh and my costume would be entirly made of tinfoil and a pot from me mams kitchen.

it's moved now. no one bothered moving it cos it was from way way back and had fallen into the mists of time but now it's here. ok?

Thank you belly,we value your admin powers...*bows to floor...hail belly!

i not a admin merely a lowly mod here to serve the board. there will be no worshipping of anyone other than sheldon

the living monlith also had powers silimer to bishops.they had a big fight recently.My new hero is "apathy-man"with the power to not really care.I came up with this in work when people where ugging me.Even has a song.
"Here he comes to save the day,
He's only here cause he gets paid,
please will you go away.
Cause apathy man wants to sleep."

Originally posted by Demios
Nay Deb is not god.i am an outcast in the church of Deb,i am commanded by nobody.

i thought you agreed to be god in the welsh division?

NEVER i am reborn,i fall under no god but my own.

A disturbance in paradise is it not?

Originally posted by Demios
Oh and my costume would be entirly made of tinfoil and a pot from me mams kitchen.


You'd be like the Saucepan Man from The Faraway Tree by enid blyton! dont laugh at me. i know everyone read it! oh the names.!

I would be Captain Nemo - Nemo of course in Latin means Nobody so I would be Captain Nobody...... therefore I would get no credit for my wondrous deeds (I leave that up to others), remaining a private individual who occasionally saves the world a few times.

"I am Nemo!" "Ah, so you are nobody then!" :)

NB.

I have got my superman underpants on.So i am indeed captain underpants again.They also double as a handy cape and can be worn outside the pants to allow for superman infringements.

im sure they have copyrighted that look but hey you can always try! we went to russagh mil an adventure centre type thingy coz im in 4th yr and we had drees up. my team had "super Evironmental Man" and "Super Environmental Womean." we had fun!

Originally posted by Demios
NEVER i am reborn,i fall under no god but my own.

I am ur God....Godess. Bow b4 me u useless WORM!!:evil: :evil:

I..... would be lower back pain man

I'll be ok in a minute

Originally posted by MsKitty


I am ur God....Godess. Bow b4 me u useless WORM!!:evil: :evil:

Eh no.For i am Chief Toy Maker!!!:evil: :mwaha:

But im ur Boss!!

im Mrs Clause, who loves her reindeers.
you wont get any pressents and ill take away all means for u to make ur own.

on 2nd thoughts....UR FIRED!!

Pah yea right...now your just the same as me a feckin toy maker...no need to get big-headed:p

NOOOOO i dont wanna share ur bloodly job...i love my reindeers... well ill leave u to do all the hard work steve. hahaha

Silence for you are just a toy and i am the maker,silence Whelp.

so wait a minute u make me....wot kindof a thing is that to say...and look under my name there in WHITE says "Chief Toy Maker" so illl kick ur ass Mr Demios...im ur equal....well a bit better then u :p

Oh you Cheeky Monkey.Your still just a simple toy to me.:evil:
*Cue Kats evil stare and the word Bastard being recitied in her head.

u know me soo well....little man!

cue Steve thinking of a witty come back and laughing at MsKittys attempt to brave face.

Little?!?!?
The only thing that is little is what will remain of you once im finished with you 'toy'!PAH!:evil: :lol:
BAH HUMBUG!

i do have a come back but i cant post it here as sum ppl will give out to me so ill msg u with it instead...im only writting this here so other ppl will know that i have said sumthing back to him and he wont win!!