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these are just some hand hints to make life a bit easier
press F11 to get your screen all big
press windows key + M to minimise you screen
press windows key + alt + M to get it all big again
press ctrl + O to open the address bar to typs stuff in
press ctrl + F to find some thing on a particular webpage
press ctrl + Q to close that particular page.
press alt + tab to move between windows , going to the most recent first
press alt + tab + shift to scrol in reverse order
addition
press F5 to refresh the screen
if you have an 087 phone use the atm to top up your phone for an extra 10% worth of credit.
tie a double knot on your shoe laces to stop them opening .
always make sure theres enough space on your cd for a table of contents before you burn it
:eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :eek:
how wrong is that one!!!
don't use sellotape to rewire your speakers, it only slips off!
men buy u drink if you ask them to.. I'm noticing such a pattern in my posts lately... oh well! :D
Never give LSD to a guide dog.
Always look at the sign on the door BEFORE you decide which way your going to open it.
(That goes out to all my fellow blonde posse!)
don't run your finger across the topn of a piece of paper
Avoid the internet while drunk
Never stand still if others around are running:nope:
JennyPen
10-02-2003, 22:13
Never handle mobile phones when drunk (especially if you're name is Deborah)
don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work
socks first, then shoes.
stairway 2 hell
10-02-2003, 23:30
dont look at the flame when electric arc welding.
you'll go blind
stairway 2 hell
10-02-2003, 23:36
dont use emory paper on your finger to make a piece of perspex smooth while using the lathe. you'll loose it. colin knows what i'm talking about. i'm sure he'll have more time to tell you about the antics of john spillane.
stairway 2 hell
10-02-2003, 23:37
another word of wisdom, stay away from john spillane
Originally posted by pablo
don't lick batteries .
shows how little you know.
DO lick batteries when you're fixin your bike and don't have a multi-meter to hand
Originally posted by PhoenixJ
Never handle mobile phones when drunk (especially if you're name is Deborah)
sigh.... tis true. I am the ULTIMATE in drunken texting
Originally posted by Triona
shows how little you know.
DO lick batteries when you're fixin your bike and don't have a multi-meter to hand batteries on a bike ? ?
thefreak'sfreak
11-02-2003, 10:15
always listen to people smarter to you.Then steal there ideas and pass them off as your own.
Originally posted by Vampira
sigh.... tis true. I am the ULTIMATE in drunken texting
Yes, yes you are!
Never bring a guillotine blade down on your finger.
Never go to get coffee in the cafe of the Opera House while the matinee of The Field for schools is at the interval, and there are about 200 boys watching you walk down the stairs. :evil:
mortican
11-02-2003, 19:40
(((NEVER EVER)) vent online.It will come back to haunt you.
Never leave physical evidence of illegal or ethical actions.
thefreak'sfreak
11-02-2003, 20:46
never hold back a train by using your hand as a wheel stop.
Originally posted by pablo
batteries on a bike ? ?
Yes. don;t tell me you've never done it?!?!?
Nightcrawler
12-02-2003, 09:58
Never test how sharp a katana is by running your thumb along the edge....know someone who did that.He was lucky the sword was for show,not for combat.
never make promises you can't keep -- it will ruin your life
never attempt to take off your jumper while on a treadmill :eek:
Actually I know people making a battery-powered bike, but that's another story.
mortican
12-02-2003, 14:03
Originally posted by pablo
never attempt to take off your jumper while on a treadmill :eek:
I know that one all to well.If you keep donig it you get the hang of it.But still ouch!!!!
never use two words when you can say it in one.
Originally posted by Vampira
i saw pablos nose hair! i've seen your bruise , that was on your hip
the evil belly
13-02-2003, 12:34
don't eat yellow snow(i'm surprised it's not up already)
NEVER let my mother drive your car
generally avoid heavy objects that are moving at speed i.e. buses
don't forget your tooth brush
Originally posted by pablo
i've seen your bruise , that was on your hip
UI've got 5 new ones on my leg thanks to Colin and our fight yesterday!
Lord Raath
14-02-2003, 03:25
Never stick your finger into the breach of a rifle to check if it is clear!!!:eek:
If I have to say this one more time to some idiot I'm going to use his finger to demonstrate why.:evil:
never sing on stage in frount of 500 people when you are pissed drunk , thing that you can sing "suspicious minds" .
Lyrics: (words & music by Mark James)
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much baby
Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe a word I say?
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds
So, if an old friend I know
Drops by to say hello
Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?
Here we go again
Asking where I've been
You can't see these tears are real
I'm crying
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And be can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds
Oh let our love survive
Or dry the tears from your eyes
Let's don't let a good thing die
When honey, you know
I've never lied to you
Mmm yeah, yeah
JennyPen
14-02-2003, 20:42
Never stick your finger in a socket.
always turn off the fusebox before changing a lightbulb as lights aren't earthed.
when doing physics experiments, always change figures to fit the desired outcome. itls less hassle.
This is a life lesson that must be learned.. NEVER bitch about someone without checking to see if they are in the vicinity first.
Don't comment on how good looking you think someone is if they're within earshot!
happy joy joy
14-02-2003, 23:09
always live in a world of your own and your feeling wont get hurt (but you still will feel them) :wakko:
Originally posted by pablo
never sing on stage in frount of 500 people when you are pissed drunk , thing that you can sing "suspicious minds" .
i've a feeling you've suffered the wrath of my brother, the karaoke dj at one of the socs balls.
Originally posted by ber
i've a feeling you've suffered the wrath of my brother, the karaoke dj at one of the socs balls. it was "Boogie Nights" @ the science ball
It's all coming out now... what time you going to college, P ?
edit: well apparently you are, I'm over in my usual spot anyway... going for lunch in around an hour?
the evil belly
18-02-2003, 12:27
never ever put cold water into and over heating radiator in a car. it'll crack it and then you'll be in a world of shit. anyway it's quite likel that you'll scald yourself trying to remove the radiator cap in the first place. just let the engine cool then try fix it
stairway 2 hell
19-02-2003, 01:55
Originally posted by Vampira
UI've got 5 new ones on my leg thanks to Colin and our fight yesterday!
are you really that surprised its colin like?
thefreak'sfreak
19-02-2003, 10:48
never come into the computer lab to warm up!!
fuck... how come html doesnt work here?
Originally posted by Vampira
fuck... how come html doesnt work here? because people can dobad stuff with html .... you can only use the img and the url tags ... etc.
Alcohol is great.. it makes you think you look good.
lookin' good.... hehehehe, bless the wkd (http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/welovedeb/vwp?.dir=/&.src=gr&.dnm=mise+drunk..+as+usual.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/welovedeb/lst%3f%26.dir=/%26.src=gr%26.view=t)
it won't work like that ... http://www.online.ie/photos/getimage.adp?a=32462&p=37629&t=photoFile link them from here (http://www.online.ie/photos/view_album.adp?a=32462)
Originally posted by Vampira
men buy u drink if you ask them to.. I'm noticing such a pattern in my posts lately... oh well! :D
hun becareful with that one! there are alot of evil fellas out there looking 4 a piece of ass so watch ur drink. im deadly serious hun please becareful
thats what my mum always tells me... It scares me that anyone could be that low and desperate!
Originally posted by Faith
thats what my mum always tells me... It scares me that anyone could be that low and desperate! you'd be surprised how many are actually members here ;)
Nightcrawler
20-02-2003, 10:26
Kat's got a point.Lotta sickos out there who love fuckin' people up,in more ways than one.
STOP LOOKIN' AT ME!!!! ;)
i was talking about my friends. Conor paid for a night out for me when I had no money... the i got sick on him...
hmmmm.... no comment.
a child's got more bones than a grown-up's got.
and that's a natural law
Patrik_Flame
23-02-2003, 22:39
Dont Panic.
Always Bring a Towel
And a proverb thingy i have just made up.;
Murder is like marriage - Dont rush into it, plan carefully :)
Enjoy Boredom, it's all you've got to look forward to (Eeyore)
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