Ive decided to start a nu story game...
Well here it goes....

"Once apon a time there was a 16 year old guy named Creamy Goodness. He live in an under ground camp. Where he plane chilled out. He was once walking up the ramp to the out side world when he saw......... :B "

Now u all gotta continue it..
and please, dont nobody distroy this story, like the last ones were. :( :( ....

colin groping steve again...

While watching the groping session a thought suddenly struck him, he had forgotten to take his nan out of the freezer...
He decided to rush home and took off on his epileptic bicycle
when out of nowhere...

he went through the woods trying to get to his house (( he lives in a underground camp and a house)) when out came from no where, Vampira with a sub machine gun and......:eek: :eek:

Shot Creamy down.After he crash landed with a thump he got up and seen his bike in 000's of peaces.When he came to terms with loosing his bike he walked deeper into the trees when.........

He saw a bunch or man eating, killer, Nomes.
The Nomes attacked him and....

stole his cloths.Leaveing his exposed to the savage googley moogleys that hoverd above.As the leading nome came forward....

Creamy goodness got up, pissed on the lead Nome which melted him, got back into his clothes, fixed up his byke, and continued on his jurney to his house to get his nan out of the freezer... ;)
as he cycled through the woods he came across.... :eek:

...puff the magic drag-queen...

Who gave him a cheeky wink and invited Creamy into his tree-top lair for good times...

They both had a magic tea party. After the tea party Creamy Goodness left and was on the road again.
He finaly made it to his house, he opened his freezer and took out his frozen nan. He put his nan next to the fire place to un freeze her. he sat on a warm couch to watch some sweet TV.
Suddenly he heard a nock on the door. A taught then came to his head, " WHO COULD THAT BE? "
He ran to the door opened it and saw.....

it was none other then the pretty ms Kitty :D
She waltzed into the room. and sat down next to Gran to watch Sex in the City as her tv was broken.:chick:

After sex and the city she was very aroused as she felt her pulsateing manhood rise.This was a dark secret that she could not let get out.So she left the room to...........

.. whip out her manhood & beat D.m.C to what be could only described as "hammered Shit"..and then MsKitty showed the onlooking crowd that her manhood was nothin more than a dildo....yes and what an unholy--appocalyptic dildo it was..the "john holmes special" known to strikedown any infidel that invaded her privacy while watchin "Sex in the City"..... and then.....

Creamy Goodness sat down to watch Sex and City with her when... :eek:

a storm started outside, it was dark, cold and scary.
there was another knock on the door. Creamy Goodness slowly approched it with a sledgehammer and causously opened the door to see.....

(lets make it a horror story.)
...Death!.. yes death was there.. with no skin and just a black hooded cloak over his plane bones........
Creamy Goodness then battered him to pieces with the sledge hammer , and then burried him in the back garden :( where he rotted..
Creamy Goodness went back into the house with the sledgehammer where he saw MsKitty on the couch loading up a shot gun incase any other dangerouse freaks come up to the door.

Creamy Goodness then sat back down. He looked at his nan who was still frozen, and then watched the TV again but suddenly the TV went from " Sex and the City" to fuzzy and then went to show Freddy Cooger from Night mare on elm street.. Freddy said " IM coming to get u"...
:eek: .. (Continues)

and he did.Later that night thay both fell to sleep in each others arms.After 1.5 hrs freddy showed up in ms kittys dreams (he stayed out of the dreams of creamy goodness as he a frightend by the fucked up shit that went on in his head)with D.m.C.He had come back form the dead to seek revenge on ms kitty.So freddy and D.m.C went out to kill ms kitty in a slow and painful death.When the Carebares came in and started singing happy song.But this was just a cover up as thay were realy deranged carebares that had come to help in the killing of ms kitty......

Suddenly Creamy Goodness found him self in Ms kittys dreams. Creamy Goodness got an axe and slaughtered Freddy as DmC runs away like the cowerd he is. Creamy Goodness then set fire to the evil, deranged care bears and.. :)

out of nowhere clouds form,rain falls,and through the trees comes a blinding light......is it god?......is it a sellafield employee?........no!.....its TINKy!!!the carebears are banished to the far reaches of abaddon and creamy goodness is restored to his chair to enjoy the final minutes of sex and the city as nan thaws,but then.......

Then sombody asked them to try and lick their own elbow and they all went crazy trying as it impossible.They suddenly they came up with a plan......

to have a sex in the city marathon and lick each others elbows instead

MsKitty still a little shaken up from her whole near death experiance started to get a little bit more then paranoid and rings her friend Deb to protect her from evil nightmares. deb shows up but shes not alone.....:eek:

she brought a large pink bunny called anrold who lived in the space between Bob and Col's head.He had a strangly conformting effect on the two lasses as....

(((Ok i am very confused, :( who is liking each others elbows..
Please ppl. read the story before adding to it...)))

(((any way, so far the story is that when Creamy goodness and Ms kitty woke up from the night mare, they licked there elbows, Ms Kitty rings Deb to come down to the house and so she does, and she brings a pink bunny rabbit called " anrold" down with her... So now let me continue it..)))

...Deb and MsKitty start to play with the Pink bunny by the fire while Creamy Goodness loads up the shot gun.. while he does he hears a very freaky clown laugh up stairs.. sho he kreeps up stairs with the shot gun, peeps into his bed room and Suddenly....

Crusty the clown jumps out and bang no more crusty.Creamy continued in to the room the find D.m.C had open a time portal to a world free from violence.In honnor of ms kitty who had become v angry with D.m.C he named it kitty world and creamy goodness was god.But this was just an evil plan to get rid of ms kitty and creamy goodness.After thay had entered D.m.C closed the porthole and traped ms kitty and creamy goodness forever.But creamys nan had now tawed and had herd the noise up stairs so she went up to find D.m.C had traped ms kitty and creamy goodness and made himself the only unbeatable human on earth.However this was not the case Creamys nan had a spell to undo all of D.m.C's evil work.After see preformed this spell she set back time 2 mts.Thus all of the above did not happen.

The end.

Nu Story.

There once was and evil lord named egor and he had enslaved the word.But there was only one person who could save the worl and kill egor that person was Atles chester,The 3rd.Atles did not know he could save the world and had never tried as he had a grate fear of beans and egor grew beans allz around his house........................

When Atles went up to egors house which was in the middle of the desert, he was so shitless of the killer beans, that he went to have a wank behind a near by ditch. When he went behind the ditch, he saw this very small little man popping out of a hole.. .
Its Creamy Goodness the Underground Underpance Nome!!!....

Creamy Goodness tried giving him some advice, telling him that those beans were only plastic and wouldnt harm a fly...
Creamy Goodness then gave him his trusty sword, and told him to zip up his pance again and go kill that Punk Ass Muter Fucker, who had been stealing the Nome's potatoes for a while..

So Atles went up to the door of the house, knocked it down and... :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by Creamy Goodness
When Atles went up to egors house which was in the middle of the desert, he was so shitless of the killer beans, that he went to have a wank behind a near by ditch. When he went behind the ditch, he saw this very small little man popping out of a hole.. .
Its Creamy Goodness the Underground Underpance Nome!!!....

Creamy Goodness tried giving him some advice, telling him that those beans were only plastic and wouldnt harm a fly...
Creamy Goodness then gave him his trusty sword, and told him to zip up his pance again and go kill that Punk Ass Muter Fucker, who had been stealing the Nome's potatoes for a while..

So Atles went up to the door of the house, knocked it down and... :eek: :eek:

[ theres a ditch in the desert????? well moving on.]

Atles [weird name] creeped into evil Egor's fortress (in the desert) he held the sword high and tried to act brave. he heard a noise from within the fortress. in order the go deeper in to this hell he would have to choose a path. there were 3 doors ahead. one with a lions head knocker, one with an eagles head knocker and the other had a picture of the evilest cult in the world ........the teletubbies. he had a short time to choose. he pondered his thoughts.....

He decided to go into the door with the Telly Tubbys..
And wen he shut the door after hiim he appeared in TELLYTUBY LAND!...
Being there he met up with the Tellytubbys them selves..
So Atles and the TellyTubbys went into to the tellytubbys home to have some lemonade.. After drinking it they all realised that it had alcahol in it and they got drunk.. And Atles had a shag with LaLa... :rolleyes:
It was now time for Atles to leave Telly Tubby Land, so Atles went through the magic door and appeared in Egors house again and...

After he had recovered from the shock of tely tubby land he went through the lion head door to find a long dark passage with many corpses along the way.This frightend atles but did not stop him.When Atles got to the the end of the passage he found a book that told him how to kill egor.But this book was protected by a spell and to brake it he had to slay the draggons that lay in a cave behind the lions den............

Originally posted by D.m.C
After he had recovered from the shock of tely tubby land he went through the lion head door to find a long dark passage with many corpses along the way.This frightend atles but did not stop him.When Atles got to the the end of the passage he found a book that told him how to kill egor.But this book was protected by a spell and to brake it he had to slay the draggons that lay in a cave behind the lions den............

He thought that was scary but what came next was terrifying even by charles mansons standards.The ferosious lions morphed into paul rats ( scary little being who giggle deafeningly,a sound which would haunt your ears forever if heard, and crowd hop with the speed of a cheetah that was running for the bus) who telepathicly sent him waves of anoying sqeeks( only the kind 14yr old hu get frost bite on there bums from sitting on a wall all damn day in the frezeing cold make) and moved towards him like zombies( stoned of there faces saying "2hi boss could you lend us a euro, betsy get on2 the horse on trap were off selling curtains, hup blackie lets go"- ye glorified travellers ye).........

Atles quickly loaded up the shot gun.. And shot all the drunken, stoned Paul rats to death..
But one of them wasnt dead, this was the one who wasnt stoned, this was the one who was just wierd And who was too obssesed with cats.. His name was Jimmy Joe :(
And Atles who was half Feeline shat in his pance..
and Jimmy started walking slowly like a Zombie up to Atles while saying "Pussy Cats" over and over again........
Atles shot him again 3 more times but failed as Jimmy Joe started to munch down on his half furry skin and Atles died...
However, after Jimmie Joe ate Atles the good side of Jimmy Joe came and he felt like he was the one to kill Egor...

So Jimmy picked up the Shot Gun, went through the dark passage again, out the door and back to Egors house to kill the basterd.... :rolleyes:

but when he looked around he got horrafied as he was in telly tuby land.

And saw the Man eating Telly Tubys..
He tried shooting them down but he failed as they started to munch down on Jimmy Joes green skin..
after there meal they started to feel like they were the ones to kill Egor.. So The TellyTubys went back into there home and revealed that there pet blue hoover was the evi; Egor.. so the TellyTubys started to chew and eat the Evil killer hoover...
and so they went outside to play again..

:D >>> THE END <<< :D

(New Story)

There was once a killer Robot named James.... :eek:

James lived in Cork. He walked around the streets pretending to b a normal human. he had a darker secert to hid [ other then being a killing robot] it was......

that he didn't wear any underware

that he was the one that ate all the ice cream, where nobody else got any... :eek:
At one fine day he was walking past Smiths toy store where he saw a man named... :eek:

robbie

any way, robbie looked exactly like Clint Eastwood :eek: :confused: .....
Robbie would always give mistaken ppl autographs, just to shut them up..
But James turned on his Xray identity mind controlle..
(He could tell a persons idetity with his mind..)

and found out he was the evil ROBBIE KILLALOT!!!!....... :eek: :eek:

but his mum was a much more important lady ..

Robbies mum was the evil witch that lived in a castle on top of , mount Killalot..
So James took his eyes off robbie, and went up to the castle and... :eek:

mounted killalot :o)

(Sick)

I realy think we should continue on story and stop making nu storys after every 10th post.:evil:

Ya I totally agree D.m.C,
and I think that story I just started is goin no where.. :o :(

Well here is a brand nu story that will continue on for ever and ever... :p

There was once a farmer named Creamy Goodness.. :eek:

lets make it that you can only post 3 words


... who was very ....

small and evil

He one day plantedsome Evil crops in his field and those crops were...:eek:

planing to take over the world

Yes, they were planning to take over the world as soon as they were grown properly, :eek: ...
6 months later the crops were grown fully, and so they dug them selves out of the ground, they now had feet and hands and could walk.. :eek: anyway they started to plan out how to take over the world..;)

But thay found this too difficult so thay phoned pinky and told him to tell the brain to come and help them......

Originally posted by pablo
lets make it that you can only post 3 words


... who was very ....

[well i can see that the 3 words per post really worked]:p :D

Pinky and the Brain came to the rescue with....

An even better plan to take over the Big Brother house.. :evil: :evil:

But then a thaught came to them, that they didnt even know what and where C.I.A is... so they decided to stick with the big brother house.. :D

Well they all went the stairs and into the BIG BROTHER house and being there they saw... :eek:

Originally posted by MsKitty


[well i can see that the 3 words per post really worked]:p :D



I tried.

But then thay thought why.It's just a stupid house with cameras.
Why not take Over i C.I.A

After that got t the U.S thay went to the c.i.a building and began brain-washing everybody.

They were all brain washed into evil, killing people that thaught they were munkeys even thoe they were brainwashed into thinging they were mucnkys... :evil:

R.I.P

THAY FOUND THIS SIGN ON A WALL BUT COULD NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MENT AS THAY THOUGHT THAY WERE MONKETS.