Teaching the kids.

[thefreak'sfreak]

I just learned today that the course I'm doing will allow me to teach secondary school chemisty.So somthing new then.I was just wondering how can I warp the little feckers minds more then usual.I'll get to teach them to blow shit up=)Don't be surprised if there is a bit of bother 20 years on.

[pablo]

the poor kids ... what chance would they have ?

[thefreak'sfreak]

I'd be nice.20 sec head start.:evil:Tony and I can be in the same schoo.He'll end up teaching art.
"Now. kids you got to study.You won't get as good as me cause I'm better then you but mabye I'll stop flicking you"Flick.

[MsKitty]

i pity the kids that will b stuck wit u they will b talking about their teacher Mr Murphy (not my uncle) to their kids and how weird he was....you will b the main topic of conversation that they will have at lunch.
i vote give them hard Pop tests ..heehee pay back :mwaha: :mwaha: if we have to do it they MUST too!!!!

[thefreak'sfreak]

ohh and I can go"is that right lads?Is it right?"one thing I have to say for j.j he talks to everyone.Even if you don't know him!He just chats away telling you about how he doesn't know you+)

[MsKitty]

awhhh my poor uncle.... hes sound out!
way nicer then my uncles on my dads side!!

also u get to give the kids LOADS of hoemwork at the weekend and then never bother to correct it urself and KILL those who dont have it done....yes ive had teachers like that.

you must however get used to the kids saying "Sorry sir but my dog ate my homework." and "sorry sir but i fell down the stairs broke my arm, the car crashed on the way tothe hospital. im suffering 4 headaches and i have a low red blood cell count. and i pee in my bed .....so there 4 i could not do my homework this weekend"
:D :p :chick: :chick: :chick:

[thefreak'sfreak]

so do twice as much homework next week...
I'll keep all the kids off the street then I can go play!!