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the evil belly
13-11-2002, 13:11
seeing as i've been a good boy all year can i have the following for christmas
a black nissan almera 1.8 sri with factory fitted fog lamps, body coloured side skirts and body coloured spoiler
a k&n 57i induction kit
powerflow exhaust system with twin 5 inch exit pipes
a samco engine hose kit
17 inch kahn rsr alloy wheels
a green neon underbody lighting kit
a full sony xplod i.c.e. system
and if you think i really deserve it i'll have a turbo conversion with a forge dump valve and a 100bhp wizards of nos nitrous system
Patrik_Flame
13-11-2002, 14:58
Santa dude,
could i have
a yamaha eg112 (o yeah im gettin it next week :p)
a mesa boogie amp (o m gettin that too :D)
semi detached by therapy? (a rare album...o wait i got it on monday here in dublin)
a good work experience (whoops got that already too)
an addiction to ciggarettes (yay that too!)
A pony (DAMMIT!!!!!)
DangerMouse
13-11-2002, 15:14
Originally posted by the evil belly
seeing as i've been a good boy all year can i have the following for christmas
a black nissan almera 1.8 sri with factory fitted fog lamps, body coloured side skirts and body coloured spoiler
a k&n 57i induction kit
powerflow exhaust system with twin 5 inch exit pipes
a samco engine hose kit
17 inch kahn rsr alloy wheels
a green neon underbody lighting kit
a full sony xplod i.c.e. system
and if you think i really deserve it i'll have a turbo conversion with a forge dump valve and a 100bhp wizards of nos nitrous system
Now im scared
Santa, can I please have:
An apartment in Florida, fully furnished. Or California. It's up to you.
A good hair dryer, with attachment for straightning.
A hair straightner.
Pretty hair.
A machine that removes all excess fat from my body.
A wardrobe full of nice clothes.
And finally:
A perma- tan!
Please!
Dear Santa,
i hope everyone is asking 4 a whole list of things mine is very short as u see i dont ask 4 much.
Santa all i want is the World
and that includes the Moon& Stars which i promise ill share wit sumone else.
Thanking u in advance coz i know u'll do this 4 me.
Love MsKitty
Lord Perky Goth
13-11-2002, 19:59
Santa's a lil busy now so he asked me to pass on this:
[quote]
Im not geting you the stuff you asked for because iv seen what you do when nobodys around.Yes i know all about it.MsKitty im sorry but My wife wants that to and considering there's one one world etc and if she doen't get it she'll spend the next year bitchen about it,You can have a small meteor .
[quote]
Hey don't shoot the messenger.
Peace out,
Lord Perky Goth.
BUT ....but..... FINE! BUT IM KEEPING THE MOON & STARS......and the meteor!.......throw in a few other planets 4 good measure..
Lord Perky Goth
13-11-2002, 20:07
I'll say it to him.K
Thank you....and if he says no ill scream and scream and scream! ill make Santa wish he was never born!!
thefreak'sfreak
13-11-2002, 20:10
I want?!?!?!?!ah feck it I still got easter eggs I'll be happy with them.
i want easter eggs!!! i want a golden goose!!that lays golden eggs 4 easter!!!
(cue MsKitty breaking into song) I want the world..i want the whole world....
lock it all up in my pocket its my bar of chocolate GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!
thefreak'sfreak
13-11-2002, 20:24
No!
Chill thing of bunnies.Cute little bunnies being run over by big 18 wheelers=)
NOOOOOOO the poor little fluffy bunnies:eek: :uhoh: :nope: :upset: dont kill them
Play GTA and run ppl over its more enjoyable that way
the only thing i want is a 4.2l 1976 chevy impala pimped out with THE ice system,hydraulic suspension and fuzzy dice(see left), a tdm850 with k&n air filter and a big fuck off dual sports exaust system to top it off(hey sham u not want an induction kit?) a bently, a ferrari 550 marenello, a ford mustang/capri (pre 1980-ref.mustang),a cbr 900 fireblade, a jaguar e-type,an aprillia valerossi replica rs125,a pink cadillac and a 1200 bandit.
....oh yea world peace,harmony among all men yada yada etc. etc.
It's funny the way guys have a different language...
Say what now?
:D in guy terms he wants an old car thats like really kewl
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 10:32
Originally posted by RIGGA
hey sham u not want an induction kit?
i already included a k&n 57i on the list. would try to get a forced induction system for it but i dunno if it can be done.
i forgot to add tinted windows to my list above
well im sure Santa knows to add them himself its hes job to know sure hes been spying on us all year!!!!
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 11:40
i suppose i mean he is santa after all
1966 Shelby GT350
that and a...
Ford T-34....(member the zz-top car)
oh oh and a Delorian DMC-12..oh i was actually in one of those.
(also right next to a Mc-Clarren F1)
My uncle has a Yamaha F1 with all the trimings,he even got the button-ignition....flashy bastard.
DangerMouse
14-11-2002, 12:33
Originally posted by Faith
It's funny the way guys have a different language...
Say what now?
Yup its called car language. Development begins in early childhood and by the end of secondry school is fully developed to what u see above.
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 12:34
and some of us even know what the stuff does
DangerMouse
14-11-2002, 12:35
Originally posted by the evil belly
and some of us even know what the stuff does
An some of us know what some of it means :) some of the time.
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 12:35
it can get confusing
thefreak'sfreak
14-11-2002, 15:27
3 Mark 1 ford escorts.
1 white and omylpic blue stripes rally interior
1 purple and full retro interior with hidden ice system
1 deep blue and olympic blue.Whatever interior
all with zetec engins and with arches smoothed over from behind.A beefed up straight cut gearbox.(hear the whine)13 inch revoltion white wheels.and full colour coded rollcage for the ones that need it.
oh and a 1275 mini city with a full leather sunroof for road use.(my dad has one but he's putting in a roll cage in it)
i want the general lee from the dukes of hazzard. And everything Vicki wanted, and Brandon Boyd... I think thats about it!
I want two israeli military's 0.5 Desert Eagles with optical matches included and all the popstars contestants globally all wearing target t-shirts with a fatty boom batty blunt in my mouth!
Oh and a Chrono-Electron Disassembler.
Thomas the Great
14-11-2002, 20:44
Dear Santy,
Ive been RREEEEAAALLLYY nice this year..
So I would like the folowing play station games:
GTA Vice City,
WWE Smack Down : shut your mouth,
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers,
Time Splitters 2,
and 20 other cool, games I havent Heard of yet,
I would also like some good DVD's that are out there,
I would also like all the new Action Man and Max Steel toys..
a TV set, a Mini Disk player, some Mini Disks to copy with, Infinit Money, and a REAL Shot Gun.. :D
and on more thing thats very small.. another PS2 so I can Play two games at the same time.. :D
Originally posted by Vampira
i want the general lee from the dukes of hazzard. And everything Vicki wanted, and Brandon Boyd... I think thats about it!
Yeah, I had me a good list :D
Don't get my started on the guys I'd add in there... We'd be here all day!
Someone told me they loved me this morning- and it wasn't a family member! I was happy for the day.
cockatrice
14-11-2002, 21:39
all i ask is for one action man. thats all i ask.
And a barbie, so we can put them in rude positions!
he even got the button-ignition even i got that . that aint that fancy:rolleyes:
thefreak'sfreak
14-11-2002, 22:14
Rally igination system with dual twin pumps and external engine cut off switch(for the look mostly cause them gits at traffic light=(
Originally posted by Faith
Someone told me they loved me this morning- and it wasn't a family member! I was happy for the day.
I'll make you feel even better, I love you too!
Originally posted by RIGGA
even i got that . that aint that fancy:rolleyes:
Its fancy when its attached to a fuckin F1!
You wanted to hear it purr!
Originally posted by Vampira
I'll make you feel even better, I love you too!
Aw! And I love you, my darling! I must catch up with you again soon!
indeed, also, I have given up alcohol, the clicking of the keys on the keyboard are too intense for my fragile little head
JennyPen
17-11-2002, 21:42
I have an F1. It's about 10" long, but it's real! my aunt sat in one once. The new GTS one is once again the fastest production car ever. It will be mine. Solid gold engine, baby! (well, bits of it, not all, but you get the point...)
Ooh, if the fat man who stalks people (he sees you when you're sleeping) can push it, Lars Ulrichs Drum Kit, a studio with a fridge in case I get hungry, etc etc etc. I went into Jeffers the other day just to see how much it cost. When I was told the snare drum ALONE was €2,500 I said, um, maybe next time... But y'know the way people have dreams about being rich with a big house in Florida (or Australia, insert suitable location), expensive car? Well ixnay on the car, but an expensive drum kit! yeah, that's me. Oh yeah. I WILL be famous. I shall HIT THE LIGHTS, I will be the MASTER.
cockatrice
17-11-2002, 22:12
all i want for christmas is you!
al i want for christmas is my two front teeth my two front teeth my two front teeth.
hum...does anyone else see the grammetical error in that? i do and it annoys me.
cockatrice
17-11-2002, 22:15
lol and does anyone else see the error in my spelling of grammatical? shoot me
Originally posted by PhoenixJ
I will be the MASTER. I have the t-shirt, I AM the master!
thefreak'sfreak
18-11-2002, 11:51
the fastest production car is the porches ruff at 212mph.all the others have is fastest accelration.Porches engine(Kinda crap)link to two super charger turbos.Turbo lag of like 2 mins=)
I want a Gibson SG.
And a loaded Desert Eagle with a bottle of J.D.
thefreak'sfreak
18-11-2002, 14:11
get off of my property ....BHAM!!!
and of course I want my bass!!! and steve and dec to come home *ahem*:emb:
thefreak'sfreak
18-11-2002, 14:26
I wanna drum kit.Anyone so I can stop pissing off my bro by planning the wardord,door,shelf,cat or anything I can hit.
I want Kerry King's guitar..and his skills to play it(only left-handed)
the evil belly
18-11-2002, 15:45
i want a go off one of the bentlys that jeremy clarkson had one top gear last night. 618ft/lbs of torque and a top speed of over 130 mph and from a 3 ton car too. just one night to go scutting in in thats all i ask
i want to see on the main page http://www.eirjobs.com/rant/ , 50 registered people visting a day (at the moment the record is 41).
i want the message board to be paying for itself (with ads)
i want some alcohol
stairway 2 hell
23-11-2002, 00:55
dear santa
for this christmas i want a proper christmas, nothing else.no fancy gimics, no fuck ups like last christmas just christmas with my friends and family.(and if possible a 67 Shelby GT 500 silver with a blue stripe running down the centre)
aw, kev has gone and put us all to shame :(
stairway 2 hell
24-11-2002, 02:45
i didnt mean too i'm sorry
Cemetry Slut
24-11-2002, 22:57
I want my new mini disk "dropped my other1 into a puddle outside school" :( oh and my lovely new fender.. oh my dad got my guitar fixed.. i will not let it drop on the concret ever again..
Concrete!NASTY!
I want to Saurons armour...Oh and i want to go home to my girlfriend cause i luvs her(1yr today!!Yippe!!)
Originally posted by stairway 2 hell
i didnt mean too i'm sorry it's all good in the hood
Originally posted by Demios
Concrete!NASTY!
I want to Saurons armour...Oh and i want to go home to my girlfriend cause i luvs her(1yr today!!Yippe!!)
but im not at home now...come to italy:) :D
I love you too Sweetie.....one year and one day!!!:p
Emm i want both seasons of Futurama on dvd...i think ill get them,dammit that show is good(Spaced is the best though)
the evil belly
26-11-2002, 12:41
here (http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/prog5/bentley.shtml) it is in all it's glory. what a beast
Originally posted by Demios
Emm i want both seasons of Futurama on dvd...i think ill get them,dammit that show is good(Spaced is the best though)
when i return u i shall get them 4 u...coz guess whos getting a credit card:p
Yippe your the best!Muwah!!
Cyber-Hug!
i know im the best... thats why u love me....only teh best for our Demios. i will not b letting everyone use it though just u!!
Yippe!!Well its good to know the facility is there,thanks.
Anyway..goin back to the topic..I wanted a 'blackbird' fighter jet.
They can go MACH3 you know.(You have to where a spacesuit when flyin them)
im still waiting for my moon wrapped up ina big bow!!
thefreak'sfreak
27-11-2002, 11:10
I have the moon will a piece of twine do though.(I'm keeping the ribbon for myself+)
well once i have the moon i doubt i can complain...ill find my own ribbon. thankx hun
thefreak'sfreak
28-11-2002, 16:19
I wanna get a load of the stuff they got in that new shop off paul's street.It's v good.I'm going show paul it and he can get his own christmas pressies=)
When i return i shall observe this new establishment and see if it is worth my coinage.If what i have heard is true,it will be most impressive...People of Cork we must keep this shop open,too long have we gone without comics in our city!NO MORE!
thefreak'sfreak
28-11-2002, 16:29
Got comic I don't even have.Havn't seen the authority there yet but didn't look that good.It's got swords and games work shop stuff.All the codexs and comic busts.Has a loads of cool statues and what looks to be a gaming board upstairs.Full f pres fool though.
It also had a sign saying they don't have the full stock in yet.More to come!!!!
No more sreching though waterstones!
Indeed..im glad theres one in cork now,it will save me a packet from goin up to Dublin.
Actually the place proberly opened because of me+me buddies tellin a few comicshop owners all about corcaigh lackin the whole sci-fi/comic scene...one guy even put on a evil meglomaniac face and twidlled his fingers saying "Really???How interesting!!!"...he proberly owns the new one.Hell i might even sell some of my older stuff when i get home,one shop owner here said i had quite a outstanding collection, i took that as a good idea money galore beckons,if i choose to sell.
He stopped in particular when he saw Spawn #1 and Daredevil(First appearance+death of Elecktra)
thefreak'sfreak
28-11-2002, 16:42
My brother room is full and I mean full of comic and novels.We acturally make a pill on the floor cause we ran out of shelves.Mine is nearly the same with 2 of my storage places full of them.Warhammer monethly and white dwarf mostly.
Cant say i ever bought loads of them,but some of the art is unreal.One tattoo artist in cork(French guy i think)did some covers for it,fuckin unreal!
saw tom in there today, he was drooling at the lady death figure
Their lookin for good customers!!!
And im happy to employ this strategy.
Cemetry Slut
29-11-2002, 21:59
I was there i bought a sword a few comics and a dragon for some1 for xmas ~Cough~ Sin ~Cough~
his hoboness
30-11-2002, 19:47
ME WANT VAN FORD TRANSIT COSWORTH
18INCH ALLOYS
FULL BODY KIT
MANY SEATS
SHITS LOADS OF ICE
IN BLACK WITH MOTHERFUCKIN FLAMES
OH AND A HORSE LOAD OF IRON MAIDEN 2 BLAST THROUGH THE FUCKER
OH AND SUM SWEETS!
i want what kev wants(minus the car) but it aint gonna happen this year...christmas is already ruined....then again i dont really care anymore
:'( :'(
:'( :'(
why is this christmas ruined!!?? never say that hun its ok...
I wouldn't mind one of these
http://www.engadget.com/2007/02/13/the-dangerbomb-alarm-clock-wake-or-go-boom/
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/02/b000lprzts.01._ss500_sclzzzzzzz_.jpg
Already loosed in Japan, the DangerBomb alarm clock from Banpresto is yet another oddball way of coaxing you into the morning grind. To disable the alarm, you must reconnect the red, yellow, and blue cables in the correct order. Fail your mission and suffer the annoyance -- and possible death -- of a mocked audible explosion. Genius. Just ￥2,366 in Japan or $19... if you can get it back through customs.
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