Flat Tire

[the evil belly]

Two guys were taking a chemistry class at the University of Alabama. They were doing well in the class and thought that going into the final with a solid "A." They were so confident that the weekend before finals week, they went to the University of Tennessee to party with some friends. They had a great time. However, because they had hangovers, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Alabama until early Monday morning, the day of the exam.

Rather than taking the final, they found their professor after it was over and explained why they missed the final. They told him that they went to the University of Tennessee for the weekend and had planned to come back in time to study, but had a flat tire on the way back. Since they didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time, they were late in getting back to campus. The professor told them they could make up the final on the following day. They were elated and relieved.

The next day, the professor placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

The first problem, worth five points, was something simple about Molarity & Solutions.

"Cool," they both thought. "This is going to be easy."

The next problem was worth 95 points. It said, "Which tire?"

[thefreak'sfreak]

What's all this with the chemisty guys?Your trying to bring your blasted philospy into my blessed science,which with I can prove everything false,leave it out chemisty and thinking don't mix.

[thefreak'sfreak]

and changing tryes too.jesbus is this just a personal attack on me and if it is I feel all loved and cared for.HUG THE BELLY.:p

[the evil belly]

u can't hug the belly or u'll be trapped in the belly button

[thefreak'sfreak]

Ya dude it goes all the way up my baby finger.I think I've some fluff under the nail still.......hhmmmmmm crunchy.

[the evil belly]

that would be dried out tomato sauce. i keep some in my belly button for when i'm eating chips while lying on my couch watching telly