I don't exist.

[D.m.C]

Tis true i was never born.I needed my birth cert for some course im takeing.So i phoned up my Freind in the good ol u.s.To get him to go to the records office to get my birth cert as i lost my copy.So he went down to B&D office to get me my birth cert and quess what.There is no record of my birth in that state.So i went to the Record office here in cork and there is no record of my birth here ider.I find this tres strange.I'll have to get my freind to drive to L.a city to try and get my birth cert from there.But until then there is no record of my birth thus i was never born and i don't exist.!!!!

[pablo]

you can't post here if you don't exist ...... wait a minute

[the evil belly]

this is all very strange and deep meaning of life stuff

[Juxtaposed]

Jesus,
Thats terrible...
I'd go to the doctor about that...



If your life was a movie,
You'd have ran out onto the street and screamed at the sky
WHY
WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And it would be raining...

But it isn't.
And I have tea.:confused: :confused:

[D.m.C]

I was thinking.......if records are anything to go by (and there not)i was never born thus i will never die.As you first have to be born in order to die.( Unless you take still birth ect.But thats a different kettle of monkeys)So i was thinking i was not born,so i will not die i am imortal muhahahaaa.I know think i will put my imortality to the test.I'm going to run out infront of a bus.If i do not ever post here again i have failed the test.:evil:

[D.m.C]

Yay i was Born.Thay had lost my record in moveing for one office to another.