eggs wit legs

[the evil belly]

agreed. as well as soundtracks you are also responsible for our music warfare division and are hereby placed in charge of the task force for being late for concerts

[slayerdiabolus]

put all the claassical stuff that is always used for wars and the like. i cant think of what its called ut its cool!!! how about dyers eve ;)

[buddabob]

by god,it is getting fairly confusing alright

[Tree]

i suggest that the head dress washer take care to use softener with separate detergent, the bold 2in1 ads lie when they say clean AND soft

[JennyPen]

Indeed, my mantle of being late for concerts i take with a heavy heart, for it summons painful memories of anguish and band-less sorrow. But i shall endeavour to do my best, and succeed at that which i am most talented...

[slayerdiabolus]

very confusing now!!

[buddabob]

make sure not to use cheap detergent nd stuff...gives me an ichy rash in delicate places!!!

[the evil belly]

why do we need to know about your delicate places bob?

[kidney killer]

couldn't bob be put in charge as his own dress washing? i'm kinda busy with the torture and interrogation and also trying to acquire body organs.

(if anyone is willing to donate in the name of the Shelled-One then we are currently accepting lungs, hearts, livers and spleens!)

[the evil belly]

bob can't work a washing macine. he'd manage to shrink his dress and make it change colour

[Tree]

Perhaps we could get him one of those magic dresses made from a fabric that can be practically boiled without changin colour or size or shape, we could pick some material up in hickeys and the dress could be quickly assembled with the aid of a sewing machine,...

[JennyPen]

I'm not using my spleen, Clí, you can have it in the name of the One Whose Shell Disguises His Greatness.

[Faith]

I can donate part of my stomach, my appendix and some body fat for insulation.

Also in a few years, when I acquire my degree in genetics, I shall be able to grow organs for you to harvest!

[JennyPen]

Our leader has been spotted! He is looking as magnificent as ever! Ignore the enemy reports of him wasting away, Lord Sheldon is as strong as he has ever been!

http://mx.geocities.com/mundogarfield/ima30.gif

[pablo]

incase you can't see that pic here it is.

maybe someone should make flag.

[the evil belly]

a flag you say. thats a really good idea. we could use some new war banners. the ones we have are getting a bit tatty what with the blood on em and all

[Faith]

I've seen things here... To horrible to speak of... They've made effigies (sp?) of Lord Sheldon and are selling them on the street! To commoners and FRENCH people! Like they're gifts or something. I'll try to bring one back, to save it...

[Tree]

:o save them! and let us destroy the infidels that would degrade our lord

[kidney killer]

where is General Ick when you need him eh?

[the evil belly]

right thats it i do hereby declare total war against the infidels. vicky you will be required to mark targets for our high level duck bombers.

[Faith]

Sir, yes sir! I'm on it. Everywhere I look, they're looking at me. Everywhere I turn, some "Whino" starts talking to me. They're everywhere over here. We've let the French enemy build his army for too long. It's just lucky I arrived here now to find out before they take action. Assemble the troops, Sham. I sense a war coming...

(I'm reading Lord of the Rings at the moment and I'm in war mode)

[JennyPen]

Tonight, I discovered I alone held the key power to command an until recently unknown elite faction of the vast and powerful armies of He Who Is Most Egg-like - Lord Sheldon's Evil Forces of DOOOOM!!!

[stairway 2 hell]

yeah i think you got enough doom there jen. i was currently on a mission to holland to find out two things. one; how come a country that lives predominantly under water havent drowned yet and two; is the poop deck really what i think it is? i have concluded that for world domination we need windmills and weed. lots of it. also legalised sex EVERYWHERE!!!! my research continues....

[JennyPen]

The evil forces of doom have become clearer to me, they consist of 23 members of the Assassins Guild of the Anti Regions.

I think Kev that if you are going to go down the route of windmills and weed that in a traditionalist sense then you'd better introduce clogs into the Uniforms of the Overall Legions of Doom. Or we'll just never get anywhere.

[the evil belly]

there will be no clogs for the legions of doom. they not strong enough for kicking our enemies when they are down

[JennyPen]

what then? (argh ten character rule)

[the evil belly]

we shall continue to supply our troops with steel capped boots so that they may crush the skulls of our enemies

[stairway 2 hell]

what about steel toe capped clogs? :confused:

[JennyPen]

Just wondering, where are the old posts gone to? The ones from the incarnation of the board previous to eirjobs?

[the evil belly]

what about steel toe capped clogs? :confused:
these may well be considered. we shall have to test them in battle conditions though

[Faith]

They're a bad idea because when you kick out, the clogs come off. Then the enemy would possess our weapon.

[JennyPen]

Perhaps we could incorporate some manner of strap (only much more high tech?)

[RIGGA]

enough about this shite talk about dresses we have a war to plan as commander in cheif of the honourable lord sheldons heavy artillery division i demand we get going as lord sheldon is back from his tour of motorcycle rallys and remains restless......as you can see by the expression on his face he is not impressed with the lack of progress

[Tree]

i like motorcycles :)

perhaps we should acquire military bike equipped with the latest in hitech weaponry

[the evil belly]

or we could ne bw arsed and spend the money on a battle spec humvee. our spies have reported to me that the high level bombing inflicted massive damage on our enemies and will set them back considerably.i have also been informed there are several russian submarines that could be aquired for a nomianal fee. i charge craig with the task of inspecting them and making them battle ready. you are now commander of the high seas fleet and will remiancommander in chief of artillery but you will be required to appoint a day to day commander of the artillery divisions in order that they continue to provide the first class work we have come to expect from them

[his hoboness]

holy shit this still going! god brings a tear to my i when i think of how it started way back then in a galaxy far far away before you get to farren about quarter past eight

[RIGGA]

ok i put my left nipple to the task of day to day opereations tis very profficent in the job at hand i checked out them subs but ended up injuring my liver due to abuse of serious amounts of 'vlodka' ill check em out prperly next tues

[RIGGA]

incase you can't see that pic here it is.

maybe someone should make flag.
id make the flag if i could attach stuff(wink wink nudge nudge) hail sheldon

[the evil belly]

the forces of sheldon are informed that a battle is brewing. we are most displeased that we were not informed directly. our most powerful lord demands that respect be paid to him for this outragous insult, failing this several of our legions of down will be sent forth to destroy the usurpers. there is but one army and that is the forces of sheldon. bow down before him or be destroyed

all hail sheldon

[Lord Raath]

Nooooo, they are back!!!!! *Wailing, and much knashing of teeth*

[the evil belly]

heathen! you dare disrespect sheldon. for that you will suffer the ultimate punishment* the forces of sheldon never left. we were simply biding our time, none can stand against us



*ultimate punishment yet to be decided

[Lord Raath]

*ultimate punishment yet to be decided

Note: Legs are already as good as broken.

Hope this helps...

[the evil belly]

ya and the pork doom is already booked too. perhaps mushroom doom? maybe....

[Lord Raath]

Eh, too clichéd...:bored:

[the evil belly]

ultimate punishment has been decided. you'll know it when it happens