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Originally posted by the evil belly
no one i by my lonesome in the car but i singing and stuff. taking requests?
bohemian rhapsody!!!
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:27
already been sung
thefreak'sfreak
11-12-2002, 13:30
But back to sheldon.What news have you fromn the easten front.All is good on the y-fronts.
feck.... how about.... feck, imagination fails me, im tired :(
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:35
news from the eastern front is good. our forces of angry fisherman are arriving on friday to cause havoc in the city in the run up to christmas. the weather is nice and dry but a little chilly
thefreak'sfreak
11-12-2002, 13:38
our insultation in d237 is woring well.It is almost warm enough for lord sheldon to hatch in.(if he wants)However I have still not got an electric heater out.(I found a plug under my seat hmmmm toasty light)
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:40
thats excellent news. u should have been in my car all the way up like a furnace it was. i had the heat going full blast for most of the way. mmmm warm car
thefreak'sfreak
11-12-2002, 13:43
that makes me snezze.Damn strange body I have.
u are not jebus tony is master jebus. he's got the beard, the hair and the scruffy homeless i've been wandering the desert for fucking ages look
thus why ive dubbed him from this day forth to be known as master jebus the"MONKEY HOBO"
and no that was not related to the post coz i came up with it in a rage when i lashed out at tony for being pissy all day long (well for the lunch break anyway)
awhhh poor tony. :) y was he being pissy??
Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
our insultation in d237 is woring well. indeed it is working well thanks to the marvels of technology(pieces of paper and colins jacket) but to heat d237 up further, I stumbled a cross a disused hot water bottle last night in my humble abode. Could it be of use?
thefreak'sfreak
12-12-2002, 12:17
Tony is pissy therfore he is.I'm heading out in a while to meet up with the rat.ANd rigga I'll have you know I am the O.M.M.(Orignal Monkey Man)Tony is a rat child!
hey dont talk about jebus like that
Colin started it!! (im not going down alone i tell u :mwaha: )hehe
stairway 2 hell
21-12-2002, 23:40
this thread doesnt deserve to be in the bottom of this section
happy joy joy
23-12-2002, 01:29
ya shit this thing has been going on 4 like 4 ever! :wakko:
stairway 2 hell
23-12-2002, 02:24
theres alot of history here, so many battles and stuff, and so much pointless chit chat.
happy joy joy
23-12-2002, 21:21
yes yes there is god bless this fthreand r i will! :wakko:
stairway 2 hell
24-12-2002, 02:25
i'd like to know that too
happy joy joy
25-12-2002, 00:44
n/m :wakko:
happy joy joy
26-12-2002, 20:53
and ppl say i make no sens! :wakko:
Originally posted by Triona
Cá bhfuil d237? tis myself and colins class room in cit
tut tut trailing off the subject will not b tollerated ALL HAIL LORD SHELDON
stairway 2 hell
01-01-2003, 22:07
exactly, anyone who's considered being put on a t shirt should be worshipped
u know what fuck sheldon , i resign i dont want a fuckin coup on the inner circles part YE KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT .. seeya
stairway 2 hell
03-01-2003, 02:32
right so??
noodlette
03-01-2003, 19:50
im gona get an egg t-shirt.
stairway 2 hell
05-01-2003, 02:40
dont worry sham i wasnt planning having it discussed on the boards. just didnt no where to put it
Would anyone like to fill me on the developments over christmas,if any?
Hail Shelonimus Maximus!
the evil belly
09-01-2003, 11:29
it's been a slow month demios what with it being christmas and the forces of sheldon being drunk, hungover or fascinated by shiney christmas decorations not much got done
They deserve a break,the comming months shall be harsh.Reports suggest easter could be our bloodest yet!We must prepare!
HAIL SHELDON!
Thank you belly.
the evil belly
09-01-2003, 12:01
indeed easter may be tough indeed and i may have to look for a someone to command our armed forced as i may be in latvia for a week or so
Well ill be waiting in arms to help them attack the chocolate eating foes!Not a single egg shall be blemished this easter!
Death to them all!!!
thefreak'sfreak
09-01-2003, 15:39
I still have egg refugees in my room uneaten since last Easter!!And There they will remain until they too grow legs!!
Long live Sheldon!
stairway 2 hell
10-01-2003, 23:16
chocolate egg soldiers, mmmmm theres a new one. hail sheldon
happy joy joy
17-01-2003, 01:09
how be you not eat your eggs mine r gone within the 1st day! :wakko:
i still have a selection box to pig out on since christmas!
cockatrice
17-01-2003, 21:26
how? how? if i got a selection box for christmas i wud have eaten it in my sleep probably. my god are you one of those strange ppl who arent that bothered about chocolate? im goin to slowly back away now.
the evil belly
21-01-2003, 13:31
i've been kind but any more off topic posts will be meet with swift reprisals. now preparations are well underway for the horror that is easter. although we destroyed the easter bunny last year(i believe there is a foto earlier in the thread) there will still be those who wish to destroy our eggy brethren at this time of year. i need a true estimation of our forces from all battlefield commanders so that we can be completly prepared
My legions of sloths are ready to lay waste to the pointed ear scum sir,just give the word and the purging of the bunnies shall commence!(My soldiers are full of bloodfrenzy after their victory over gnomes here in Wales)
Hail Sheldon.
thefreak'sfreak
21-01-2003, 21:03
You can't kill the easter bunny that was mearly a decoy as he feared sheldon.You know how fast they reproduce.We must regural cull them or they will command all with there furry flufflness........................sorry flash back.
the evil belly
30-01-2003, 12:46
right then let the bunny destruction commence
Death to the legions of flufflyness!!!!
Drown them in your blood servants of Lord Sheldon!!!!
*Battleroar*
thefreak'sfreak
30-01-2003, 23:07
QQUUAAACCCKKKKKK!!!!
(wonder when people don't cower when I let out my battle roar???)
coz it doesn't echo around the plains
stairway 2 hell
16-02-2003, 22:40
shouldnt sheldon have his own theme song? anybody?
jes i wonder wot one it would be. i guess sum1 musical should make one up 4 him as there is no point in him copying sum shit ya know
the evil belly
18-02-2003, 12:04
thats a fucking good idea kev. anyone wanna submit a tune?
stairway 2 hell
19-02-2003, 02:11
i was thinking of somewhere along the lines of something cool like miserlou [intro to pulp fiction] or run to the hills for all his enemies
the evil belly
19-02-2003, 16:02
i dunno they not exactly original
the evil belly
19-02-2003, 16:24
moved back to it's rightful home cos it was lost in the wilderness. please let me keep it here
well maybe just this one... because it's special.
what if we give you your own forum ?
so wots happening about Lord S's music?
it has to be along the lines of the beastie boys old stuff definately
oh my god thats blasphemy u must BURN BURN I TELL U .....everyone triona dosnt know who the beastie boys are...for the love of god tell us ur 6 and it wont be that bad aaaaaargh!
the evil belly
05-03-2003, 20:55
easy craig. have a fag to calm down. i'm sure she knows who the beastie boys are
Originally posted by the evil belly
easy craig. have a fag to calm down. i'm sure she knows who the beastie boys are he's off the homosexuals for the time being read here (http://www.eirjobs.com/rant/showthread.php?threadid=2238) .
every body going surfin' ?
the evil belly
05-03-2003, 21:15
i spotted that after i posted. surfing?
Surfin' USA.
But that's the Beach Boys.
thefreak'sfreak
06-03-2003, 11:40
and shelldon doesn't have the balance to surf.He kinda has his own life jacket though in his big egg.
:eek: you mean sheldon isn't all powerful and great, he can't even stand upright!!!
no and dont even think it u not knowing who the b-boys are type person tut tut
:eek: :( :( :upset: i'm sooo sowee :'(
there there i didnt mean it ....really:evil:
there there i didnt mean it ....really:evil:
WELL THIS DIED A TERRIBLE DEATH DIDNT IT!
Cemetry Slut
16-04-2003, 22:38
yuo should be ashamed of yourself!
i blame RIGGA's bashin my poor knowledge as being the cause of it!!
the evil belly
17-04-2003, 18:39
that and the fact that sheldon is on holiday
today come on then get the red carpet out then!
has anyone got somemhandy or shall i pop out to atlantic on my moped?
Cemetry Slut
30-04-2003, 23:10
red carpet... it should be more like red lino!! Waterproof!
i can provide some red wool, i'll knit a carpet push comes to shove
What news of Sheldon....i have been missing for quite sometime...please allies fill me in on the developments!
Cemetry Slut
01-05-2003, 21:47
i really dont have a clue whats happening? i mean why was this thread started. the other pages wont load for me! :(
this thread was started because ppl wanted to honor Lord Sheldon for thoses who dont know him hes the egg in Garfield. so with each added post ppl have raised thoughts on how to honor our lord. also how to kill our enemies and also there was a thought on how to print tshirts 4 all who wanted them
Cemetry Slut
02-05-2003, 18:56
oh right!!!:confused: my enemy will you kill her!? she was mean to me today!
well its meant to b the enemies of our lord but i guess we can kill her off if she doesnt believe in the power of Sheldon
Cemetry Slut
02-05-2003, 19:02
Yeah!! but i still dont get this thread! i think i shall not post here anymore!
up to urself but its fun. u get used 2 it after a while believe me i hadnt a clue b4 now i bullshit :) ;)
Cemetry Slut
02-05-2003, 19:09
okay i shall take a shot........ its an egg okay..shall we kill that Princes Fiona in shrek..cause she kinda killed a relation of egg with legs.. oh is it not?
the evil belly
03-05-2003, 17:32
see you need to read all the many pages before this to understand this thread. it's not just anyone we are after but sheldons vile foe jim the koala. i can now reveal that for some time now a guerilla war has been raging in the hills of wicklow as our furry enemy seeks to destroy all wicklow sheep and so disrupt our wool supply for the coming winter. this is not going unchecked and the forces of sheldon are doing everything within their power to crush the insolent enemy.
vive le sheldon
Cemetry Slut
03-05-2003, 18:10
Do not worry! but ive got allies in wicklow and clare if you want to avale of them!!! The Fluffy cows! their great strenght is their versitile fluffiness!
I cant read all those pages! it would take forever and a very big phone bill!
praise sheldon for his consideration of us knitters
thefreak'sfreak
06-05-2003, 21:26
fluffly cows you talking bout them scottish guys?They kinda short sighted cause of their cows licks(hehe pun).
Cemetry Slut
06-05-2003, 21:36
Im on about the livestock... there so fluffy.. seriously i really am sure the farmer goes out every moring and uses a hair dryer on each cow! their very skillfull! if you ever need there help?
happy joy joy
07-05-2003, 00:29
dame right there evil!
i vote we hair-dry all lord sheldon's enemies
happy joy joy
07-05-2003, 00:56
not i would not turn a hair dryer on any 1! :wakko:
Cemetry Slut
07-05-2003, 21:57
Yes lets make them all rinkley dry and burn their hair!
hair dryers arent that evil i love in the hair dressers they make ur hair lovely & straight i MUST buy a good hair straightener as d one i have sucks majorly!!
hiar dryers are evil, i do use em, but i am wiling to wield the,m at sheldon's enemies
Cemetry Slut
07-05-2003, 23:30
WE shall make them triple times more powerful!! hail to lord sheldon!
[bows in respect to sheldon]
thefreak'sfreak
08-05-2003, 12:02
jim the koola is kinda fluffy so you can get him but watch out for the ducks.They need water and to be pleny hydrated.
Cemetry Slut
08-05-2003, 14:31
i know a few ducks aswell their yellow camouflage can get them in anyway and destroy any compouudn the evil enemies are hiding.. mamma Z tooth paste and Kurtis will offer their services anytime!
Micky_Mac
11-05-2003, 17:58
just a note, when a thread reaches doesn't slow down server(as an admin once told me).
Cheers
Michael
the evil belly
12-05-2003, 18:05
what are you on about? just leave us to our delusions
This thread must at all times have not a single shread of sanity,if you can only moan about that piss off!
Egg-lords Unite against this infidel!
there were ducks outside my house this morning!!!! i had em for dinner - yummy!!!!:chick:
thats a chicken dopey. dont eat birds round here
i was just wondering r we ever gonna c if we can get those t-shirts made??
Cemetry Slut
13-05-2003, 21:20
well yes lord sheldon would like some more praise soon.the t-shirts would be great! after the bra thing!! dont eat the ducks "well possibley they could be the evil ducks of .. or our allies.. check under there left wings in future to see if they have a thumb shaped bith mark thingy¬ if so..EAT THEM...
hail lord sheldon
the evil belly
14-05-2003, 13:39
t shirts will be made at some stage when i get around to it. i need designs for the prints submitted to me (use the email link in my profile)
hmmmmm, we cpould a have a few designs? any specific ideas? which pix? logo? is there a thread slogan/motto?
is that mickey fella jim in disguise tryin to throw a monkey wrench in our whole system maybe?.....he must be stopped
.....i had a class design i made 4 tshirts involving lord sheldon on a kmx125 wit an fn rifle pointed at jim the koala twas class! ask the lads they know
there .ill do matrix stylee when i get a chance
Cemetry Slut
17-05-2003, 00:25
thats fucking awsome!
that's cool but shouldn't somehting that dleeicate wear a helmet?
Originally posted by Cemetry Slut
thats fucking awsome!
why thank u i aim to please!....ive a few other versions that i pissed about with for a while but i must convert em to one of the formats that works 4 eirjobs nd ill stick em up then.....can i request the position of official propeganda minister(sham?) as well as bein the co of the artillery corps?
im second pro for the mathsoc, so if you want some one for a junior propoganda minsiter i'll give ya a hand!
the evil belly
19-05-2003, 10:58
seems only fair really. consider yourselves promoted. craig by taking on these duties the t shirt plans fall to you and together we retain joint approval
When will the shirts be ready comrdes...my sloths grow in excitment...this news will boost the morale undoubtably.
the enemy will cower before our fine regalia
stairway 2 hell
21-05-2003, 01:09
just won thing is cliona in this army as well? i think she make a good position as the next comical ali... i thinks its funny how something so compact(i wont call you small this time) can be so evil. plus you wont believe her when she says "yes yes we slaughter them all. they are running away" then again maybe ya would...
we can pass ehr throught he ventaltion systems etc.
and we can scare ppl by showin them kev in pigtails ;)
the evil belly
21-05-2003, 18:21
i think thats a reasonable idea only problem is i can see her killing poor journalists for not paying attention, arriving late or trying to leave early. still sounds like a promising idea though
stairway 2 hell
23-05-2003, 01:14
she'd be good for the job and you know it. mind you i can see her proganda"oh we slaughtered them all" being more fact than fiction...
the evil belly
23-05-2003, 01:18
thats a distinct possiblity. that and her not taking kindly to being laughed at
stairway 2 hell
23-05-2003, 01:26
i should know [rubs kidneys]
the evil belly
23-05-2003, 01:29
she's also our new head of interrogation/torture
stairway 2 hell
23-05-2003, 01:34
she had that job since i first saw her, that aint new
its just officially official now.
Cemetry Slut
23-05-2003, 23:37
I saw a guy with an egg with legs t-shirt today!! shall we hunt him down and kill him.... last seen on washington street at 4.31pm... he had black longish hair,a bit skinny but not that skinny,was also wearing bolt jeans and es shoes.. he had a little dimple "so cute" and the cutest smile... i swear i WAS NOT checking him out.. Hail lord sheldon.
kidney killer
23-05-2003, 23:57
about those t-shirts ye were going to get made... a friend of mine had t-shirts made recently only 7 euro each!!!! I fully accept my position as head of interrogation/torture and am proud to be of service to the mighty lord sheldon!!!!oh and C.S. I'll have to interrogate that guy to be sure he's not fraternising with the enemy!!
oooh, interrogating cute guys, we ashould have a small army of females for that purpose
NO!
there shall be none of this senseless interrogation within Sheldons ranks.Cease this madness and concentrate on futher,more egg-related insanity!
egg....ova....oestrogen :p they related ;)
so DO we interrogate ppl or do we terminate on sight....
Micky_Mac
25-05-2003, 11:45
Originally posted by the evil belly
what are you on about? just leave us to our delusions
I meant to say is if the number of posts in topic gets to big doesn't it slow down the server, that's what i was told before. This is not a wrench, just a bit of oil.
Cheers
Michael
the evil belly
25-05-2003, 16:09
this thread has been left alone for so long by the admins and moved and fixed for me several times by pablo. it's probably the biggest thread on the board and certainly has the longest continous topic and running discussions. if your so concered about its size mail an admin buti'm pretty sure they'll tell you to leave things alone.
the evil belly
25-05-2003, 16:10
Originally posted by Tree
egg....ova....oestrogen :p they related ;)
so DO we interrogate ppl or do we terminate on sight....
all interogations must be approved by cliona so remember to have relevant paper work. if in doubt just kill people, never forget we are above the petty laws of this land as we serve the higher cause of sheldon
This is not a wrench, just a bit of oil.
......and you know where you can shove that wrench,without the use of the oil.
now kindly piss off from our thread and as sham puts it - "leave us to our dilusions".if u want to take this further find ME or else piss pablo off bout it (sorry pab) by pm or sutin. eitherway keep out of eggs cos all u do is moan (almost more than me) - by order of c.o. 1st. A.R.-his HIGHNESSES army.
...NO MORE UNRELATED POSTS.
the evil belly
25-05-2003, 16:31
well said craig, well said
kidney killer
25-05-2003, 19:50
Originally posted by the evil belly
all interogations must be approved by cliona so remember to have relevant paper work. if in doubt just kill people, never forget we are above the petty laws of this land as we serve the higher cause of sheldon
yes everything to do with interrogation and/or torture has to go through me first!! on a more grave note I have been interrogating and torturing a certain anoying blond lanky dude who lives across the road and have discovered him to be in league with the enemy and he was spying on OUR esteemed spy noodlette!!! I wish to ask Lord sheldon what i should do with him. kill him or humiliate him and make him reveal the location of the people who he is working for and then kill him! wait never mind I'm using my magic 8 ball to decide(it knows all) it says I should do the latter!! does this please The Almighty Sheldon?
stairway 2 hell
25-05-2003, 22:51
you put way to much thought and effort into this just over that dude. relax, he'll slip up eventually. just wait til at least reaches puberty first...
Originally posted by the evil belly
all interogations must be approved by cliona so remember to have relevant paper work. if in doubt just kill people, never forget we are above the petty laws of this land as we serve the higher cause of sheldon
erm.. paperwork... is this to bore the untrue supporters of sheldon into losing their minds? and those true supporters will grin and bear it and do such mindless admin
kidney killer
26-05-2003, 20:29
yes tree yes it is!! plus I have to keep records y'know!! just incase sheldon ever wants to see the records that I won't be held responsible for mistreatment of the prisoners of war. ya see?
Cemetry Slut
26-05-2003, 20:36
I saw that cute i mean that bad cute boy today..he was wearing the t-shirt but had a garfield bag2??? he's a little werid!!
P.O.W's prisoners of woman you mean! Tree shall take responsibitly for your actions! we dont have to kill that boy do we! can we jsut keep him for stuff?? lord sheldone would allow that i hope. it waould be for a good cause???
kidney killer
26-05-2003, 20:55
I tell you he's really really annoying! like more annoying than you thought humanly possible. what sort of stuff though? do you think that guy with the Sheldon shirt is a little obsessed? why didn't you ask where he got it? any advances on Sheldon's world domination?
stairway 2 hell
26-05-2003, 23:04
technically wouldnt we be obsessed if were planning to make sheldon t-shirts??
depenmds on your definition of obessed
JennyPen
27-05-2003, 20:35
Will there be needs for a Valkyrian Phoenix who cannot die but metes out fate in the name of Odin in this army of mortals and immortals alike? I believe I can be of service!
Cemetry Slut
27-05-2003, 22:16
but ill blow my cover if i talk to him! that is if you where talking to me kidney killer? i always see him in the same place!!
maybe you could send someone else to apprehend this maniac?
Cemetry Slut
28-05-2003, 02:18
and miss my chance to talk to that cuty are you MADDD!!! shall we jsut go in disuse as coperation woman and snach him off hte street then touture him with tikling feathers untill he takes off that t-shirt and walks around semi naked!! its a plan!
mad!! when?! where?! anyone else gonna help lord sheldon's cause?!
kidney killer
28-05-2003, 20:04
maybe it is lord sheldon except he'd be in a body thing like that dude in the teenage mutant ninja turtles!! you know the pink guy! Sheldon is acessing your loyalty!! next time you see him start hailing him and kissing his feet!!
being one of the few of the inner circle that knows the lord personally and has gone on quite a few "social beverages" with his highness i can assure you that he would never venture out unattended or even come up with the idea to get a body nd go incognito(he aint all that smart after all he is just an egg with legs.....so fret not and dont worship this false idol...that canbe considered blasphemy by lord sheldon himself and almost as importantly by the high priest .....u are being tempted by one of his many minor enemys but be strong nd resist......viva la resistance
Cemetry Slut
28-05-2003, 22:54
I must Resist!!!!! Viva la resistance!!!
the pink dude was krang btw.
so what we doin to the false god? we meltin him or what?!
the evil belly
29-05-2003, 18:18
i'll go get me butane torch so
Cemetry Slut
29-05-2003, 23:23
whats your fasination with a butane tourch? can we chop them up to..and stick them on sticks like marshmellows!!
the evil belly
30-05-2003, 00:40
what's not to be fasinated about. it burns to a well over 1300 degrees and is about the smae size as a pen. i've had endless fun cutting up beer cans with it and it only cost me a tenner
stairway 2 hell
30-05-2003, 00:44
not just beer cans, army men too...
those army men are screwed.
the evil belly
30-05-2003, 18:34
i gots several half melted ones at the moment. i'm in the middle of conducting important research on it for lord sheldon
Cemetry Slut
31-05-2003, 00:34
can we know? is it top secret? barbies are great for melting to! And i interigated that poor invader "cute bold guy" today! he luckly was not wearing the t-shirt.. he said he might join the site?
stairway 2 hell
31-05-2003, 02:15
may god have mercy on his soul
another recruit to the madness!!
Cemetry Slut
02-06-2003, 03:28
dont know when tho! he's going to be a camuflage on friday... :D:D:love: can i kill him? after i do stuff to him? hail lord sheldon
the evil belly
02-06-2003, 11:57
sheldon cares not for this mindless drivel. let there be an end to it or i'll start editing stuff big time
Hear hear...end this infidelic rants!
Sheldon and my Sloth legions will purge all who defy his sacred thread!
KILL THE INFIDELS!
the evil belly
03-06-2003, 18:36
is it ok if i have dinner first though? my lasange should be done by now, i'd better check it.
let u do that so.........then forth with death nd destruction
kidney killer
05-06-2003, 23:06
speaking of food i was just wondering what's lord sheldon's favourite food? i wouldn't know seeing as i'm not really in his inner circle so i thought i'd ask those who are!
stairway 2 hell
06-06-2003, 01:46
what do you feed an egg??
yolk, it lives on its own yolk. though ya may be able to feed it stuff osmottically
the evil belly
06-06-2003, 01:51
the shell is porous but the inner membrane isn't. thats why eggs develop air bubbles between the shell and membrane as they go off
kidney killer
25-06-2003, 22:11
it has come to my attention while away in a far and distant land (researching torture methods) that shoddy sheldon merchandise is being sold. i even saw an egg whisk and the handle was..yes an egg with legs!! i believe this to be the enemys way of degrading sheldon and dragging his name through the mud so to speak!! so who's going to stop this? hmmm?
My journey is now complete my sloth legions demand word from our leader,i cannot allow my soldiers to go forth and hear nothing but drivel....i demand the prophet tells me....or you belly....what does the shelled command!
I await your reply...
the evil belly
23-07-2003, 18:59
it is commanded that all those who are truely loyal to sheldon go forth and destroy the pitiful invasion of spanish students. once this is completed to sheldons satisfaction the he again shall grace us with his presence
my war machine are pleased with this news general...i too look forward to greeting the his egg-ship in person.
Till then i shall continue my purging of all non shelled infidels!
Lord Demios sloth-dreadlord will always pledge alligence to the egg
the evil belly
24-07-2003, 18:25
such loyalty shall be rewarded my friend, sheldon forgets not his allies
Cometh the hour his foes will beg for slaughter by our hands rather than endure our infinte terror.
yoooo yuse lotz of 2 long wurdz.
make small wurds pleez.
mean u we win?
the evil belly
26-07-2003, 11:33
you dare question the inevitability of sheldons victory. repent or be destroyed heathen
kidney killer
26-07-2003, 17:05
ooh can i destroy the heathen for not being truly loyal to the most high egg? *worships sheldon*
Patrik_Flame
26-07-2003, 19:39
page 32, i remember when this started, nearly
i is no heathen!
i is noot so gud at inklish
all of sheldons followers require an utmost in english grammer and thorough knowledge of "the most mighty lord sheldons dictionary of plausable and intimidatingly large and sinister wording for use in sentences"(3rd edition) as a pre-requisit of joining the almighty inner circle - ask sham for an application and a copy of the joining instructions. copys of the "book" can be otained with great and utmost difficulty through myself-this coveted information is restricted and will not pass on by word of mouth but only by official notice(i.e. this)...the whole not talking about it thing has something to do with his sinisternes' lack of vocal chords and a mouth. hail lord sheldon and his malicious ways
Originally posted by Tree
i is no heathen!
i is noot so gud at inklish
Please you are becoming the fuckin Jar Jar Binks of eggs with legs.
Short words have no use here whelp.All who oppose Sheldons rule will know the taste of steel forged by Hephaestus himself.
Death shall be too easy for all our enemies.
anyone want to give me a summary of this thread.
is it like some in joke with people here ?
thanks :D
the evil belly
12-08-2003, 20:22
it's not an in joke as such but its a really old thread that carried over from the old board. see the very first post for a link to the old thread so it begins to make sense. basically we're the followers of sheldon intent on world domination
stairway 2 hell
12-08-2003, 22:19
how do you summarise 32 pages of pure nonsense, mayhem, and world domination?
kidney killer
12-08-2003, 22:37
simple. it's 32 pages of pure nonsense, mayhem and world domination!! see it wasn't that hard.
stairway 2 hell
12-08-2003, 23:26
you really are sarcy. anyone else want to give the summary of sheldons actions a try?
its been well documented in the past 32 pages + the few on the old board ?
The Top 100 Things I'll Do When I Become An Evil Overlord
-esentially he wants this and were willing to help him get it
has this been totally disbanded :p ?
:square:
happy joy joy
25-01-2004, 15:55
this is the topic of kings! was here b4 and i think it will be here long after me :wakko:
stairway 2 hell
26-01-2004, 14:05
yeah what happened to this thread? sheldon must rise again. surely he's thought of somethings for world domination in this long time period...
the evil belly
17-06-2004, 20:55
it has not been an easy time for or most exhalted leader but now he has returned to continue his quest for world domination. but our mighty lord has indeed been busy dear minions, spending much time in deep meditation as well as travelling the world in diguise to see for himself the forces ranged against him, now new and terrible weapons stand ready to destroy all that would oppose him and his mighty armies. as commander in chief of lord sheldons armed forces i now call forth his loyal subjsts to resume their appointed roles and continue to serve him with the loyalty and dedication they always have.
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF OUR LORD
JennyPen
17-06-2004, 21:01
I fear, for I have no role on the side of his Lordship. But his beliefs speak true to me! Surely there is something I can do?
the evil belly
17-06-2004, 21:04
in time roles will be assigned to those new to the service of sheldon. many will be needed to replace those killed in battle or promoted by lord sheldon for long and loyal service
kidney killer
17-06-2004, 23:01
i humbly offer to resume my position as head of interrogation/torture for the most great Lord Sheldon.
stairway 2 hell
18-06-2004, 01:34
yahoo. its back. hail the master.
buddabob
18-06-2004, 18:09
oh jesus tis back
the evil belly
18-06-2004, 18:34
i humbly offer to resume my position as head of interrogation/torture for the most great Lord Sheldon.
your offer is accepted, and for your loyal service through the recent dark times lord sheldon orders that you also be placed in charge of his organ harvesting division. our troops will need many replacement body parts in the coming battles
kidney killer
18-06-2004, 23:05
i graciously accept the Lord's offer of a new position. Long Live Lord Sheldon!
the evil belly
18-06-2004, 23:18
then it is settled. are there no more faithful who would serve lord sheldon? has this become a board of non believers and heritics?
stairway 2 hell
18-06-2004, 23:29
i'll retake my post but i forget what it was......
ye guys are crazy , 49 pages or so of nonsense, ye are not very organised as far as I can see. Just have the invasion and be done with it !
the evil belly
19-06-2004, 12:15
we're not crazy! we're fanatics. there's a difference. as for our planning the world is a big place. it takes time to organise a full invasion
Give me a suitable postition so for the bang.
Perhaps someone should publish a list of positions
kidney killer
20-06-2004, 23:28
i'll retake my post but i forget what it was......
you had the position of field commander if i remember correctly. it's way back in the first 20pages of the thread somewhere.
on a side note can i've your liver :confused: ?
stairway 2 hell
21-06-2004, 01:08
you had the position of field commander if i remember correctly. it's way back in the first 20pages of the thread somewhere.
on a side note can i've your liver :confused: ?
you do realise you will need other peoples livers if you do want to be part of that soldier regeneration thing. you cant just use my liver for everyone...
She could use it as a base point for cloning further livers, besides, maybe your liver could do the rounds and be shared./....
slayerdiabolus
21-06-2004, 22:46
thats good going. 49 pages of shit. i didnt think that was possible!!!!! Well done.
thats good going. 49 pages of shit. i didnt think that was possible!!!!! Well done.
we intend taking it further, i trust you shall join lord sheldon's faithful minions!
slayerdiabolus
21-06-2004, 23:05
maybe, but i'll need to get some background info on this "Lord Sheldon" of yours!!!
the evil belly
22-06-2004, 17:52
have a look at the first few pages of the thread and you'll get the idea. or read the whole thread.
buddabob
22-06-2004, 18:41
i cant believe this is still going
the evil belly
26-06-2004, 22:10
ok kev is re instated as field commander, tree just got put in charge of our titmonkey and blubberdodder divisions(don't ask)
buddabob
28-06-2004, 22:52
nd i the high priestess!!! i all prettyful
We should get you a special dress!
Like this:
http://sugarman.users.ftech.net/dresssm.jpg
how prettyful!
beware the blubberdodders!
Go cashew Go!
buddabob
30-06-2004, 23:10
dat is a rather prettyful frock alright
the evil belly
03-07-2004, 11:44
ok so we buying the pretty dress for bob to wear ONLY in the course of his duties and the high priestess of lord sheldon.
if slayerdiabolus wants it the position of regional commander for western ireland is available
slayerdiabolus
03-07-2004, 12:27
if slayerdiabolus wants it the position of regional commander for western ireland is available
what does it involve??
slayerdiabolus
03-07-2004, 12:30
belly you look well sober in that photo on online.ie!!
slayerdiabolus
03-07-2004, 12:31
50 pages!!!!!!!!!!
the evil belly
03-07-2004, 12:32
what does it involve??
leading some of the divisions from our legions of doom in the name of lord sheldon and destroying all those that would oppose him
the evil belly
03-07-2004, 12:33
belly you look well sober in that photo on online.ie!!
tis amazing what a bottle of southern comfort will do to ones sobriety
slayerdiabolus
03-07-2004, 12:36
leading some of the divisions from our legions of doom in the name of lord sheldon and destroying all those that would oppose him
that sounds fun!! i'm up for it. can we kill kerry people first?? or is it just people who oppose him?? can we claim that the kerry people opposes us and the kill them?? like what hitler did to the country-that-escapes-my-mind-at-the-moment at the start of WWII?? i've gotten rather fond of bulmers!!!
Hey, I can be the French Correspondant for the next month, anyway. I'll keep an eye on those sneaky french people in case they're plotting anything. Bastille Day is coming up...
the evil belly
03-07-2004, 18:20
that sounds fun!! i'm up for it. can we kill kerry people first?? or is it just people who oppose him?? can we claim that the kerry people opposes us and the kill them?? like what hitler did to the country-that-escapes-my-mind-at-the-moment at the start of WWII?? i've gotten rather fond of bulmers!!!
that'd be poland. we actually have agents in kerry so we do. with the suitable name of "mad hairy john from kerry"
the evil belly
03-07-2004, 18:22
Hey, I can be the French Correspondant for the next month, anyway. I'll keep an eye on those sneaky french people in case they're plotting anything. Bastille Day is coming up...
sounds good to me. lord sheldon will be most pleased. long have we despised the french
slayerdiabolus
03-07-2004, 18:24
damn kerry people. *off topic* is anyone going to motorhead and sepultura in kerry in november
?? i dont like kerry people!! ya polands the place!
buddabob
05-07-2004, 23:08
CAnt i wear the dress outside my duties?
the evil belly
05-07-2004, 23:10
it'll get dirty and u can't use the washing machine.
kidney killer
06-07-2004, 00:54
Couldn't you appoint someone as the high priestess' official dress washer? or dry clean it?
What news from the shelled-one, is the war over?
My legions await his command...
buddabob
06-07-2004, 19:46
ooh,i like cli's idea!
slayerdiabolus
06-07-2004, 22:47
can we write out a list or positions for everyone. it'll make things less confusing!!!!!
stairway 2 hell
07-07-2004, 00:53
its supposed to be very confusing so the opposition never knows what were up to. or us for that matter...
Well, here in montpellier, people keep talking about L'Oeuf. They claim it's a nickname for the Place de la Comedie, but i think thats a cover up. Theres nothing egg shaped about the Place... I'll keep an eye on the situation by spending all my time undercover, drinking outrageously overpriced coffee and smoking too much, pretending to be a normal student...
slayerdiabolus
07-07-2004, 18:19
good work faith!!!
the evil belly
07-07-2004, 20:13
Couldn't you appoint someone as the high priestess' official dress washer? or dry clean it?
consider yourself appointed official dress washer to the high priestess
What news from the shelled-one, is the war over?
My legions await his command...
the war is never over brother, there will always be those that will attempt to oppose our great lord sheldon. your legions shall soon be joined by 2 platypus divisons that will also be yours to command. lord sheldon rewards those who are loyal to his cause
Well, here in montpellier, people keep talking about L'Oeuf. They claim it's a nickname for the Place de la Comedie, but i think thats a cover up. Theres nothing egg shaped about the Place... I'll keep an eye on the situation by spending all my time undercover, drinking outrageously overpriced coffee and smoking too much, pretending to be a normal student...
excellent work. now all the remains is to discover who this imposter really is. most probably an agent of the devious jim
can we write out a list or positions for everyone. it'll make things less confusing!!!!!
confusion is important. it keeps our enemies off balance and allows us mantain the element of surprise
JennyPen
07-07-2004, 20:56
Well, it has been a difficult decision to make indeed, but I nominate myself official overseer of his Lordship's soundtrack. Everyone needs a good soundtrack or they'll count for nothing. Imagine sending the minions out to the tune of The Cheeky Girls Song or something due to ill management of the soundtrack.
Therefore I put myself forward to take up this notorious mantle of great responisibility. Sweeping orchestral music is entirely optional.
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