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thats cool,i think you have black hair,kinda curly and long.
Fuck-it you'll see me soon enough when i come home,proberly share a few ales in the local tavern upon my arrival.
There proberly will be some form of party for me and declan(Charles lee ray)arrival.
chain-smoker
05-11-2002, 22:30
sounds like Pussy Galore
Cemetry Slut
05-11-2002, 22:37
THe new bond movie the new bond movie...whohahaha!
stairway 2 hell
05-11-2002, 23:19
hmmm owls, ducks migrating, echoes, it all seems like somethings brewing, a new plan of attack, perhaps!!!
chain-smoker
05-11-2002, 23:22
or maybe just a visit to the atlantic pond?!?!?
stairway 2 hell
05-11-2002, 23:23
and on a lighter note, possible delivery of clothes(song of triumphant glory playing loudly in the backgroung) which means big pimpin for bobs bday
Cemetry Slut
05-11-2002, 23:48
BOB!!!!!
friday is it? I might be able to accomodate some pizza as I am working on fri.
Originally posted by Demios
thats cool,i think you have black hair,kinda curly and long.
Fuck-it you'll see me soon enough when i come home,proberly share a few ales in the local tavern upon my arrival.
There proberly will be some form of party for me and declan(Charles lee ray)arrival.
DONT have a party without me!!!!! wait till im home as well ok:p
the evil belly
06-11-2002, 13:28
indeed there shall be a drinking party to celebrate all things sheldon. i have yet to organise this so picth dates and places at me and we'll see what happens.
the evil belly
06-11-2002, 13:38
Originally posted by stairway 2 hell
and on a lighter note, possible delivery of clothes(song of triumphant glory playing loudly in the backgroung) which means big pimpin for bobs bday
i'm afraid it's a false alarm young kevin and no delivery has arrived yet. but maybe it will come by the end of the week. party on saturday
We must have a drinking party to celebrate Sheldon's reign of power!We must organise a party before Christmas yet after the 20th of december,we shall begin preperations soon.
the evil belly
06-11-2002, 13:47
indeed we shall have to sort something out and soon
thefreak'sfreak
06-11-2002, 14:30
Why bother.Chill.It'll all work out.Just a couple of seconds before you head out shoat out"meet you in fred's"Believe me it works.
the evil belly
06-11-2002, 16:08
now colin you know very well that all things sheldon are very carefully planned
Indeed if Sheldon wanted it that way he would have the prophets tell us,i agree with belly!
What is my rank in Sheldon's horde?
require status report on all divisions and weapons due to malfunctioning comms.oblige
anyone want to give me a summary of 18 pages of posts ?
chain-smoker
06-11-2002, 22:24
egg, loyal to, plans, cunning, strange, fear, lack of understanding, run, hide, good, away, smart comments, occassionally, bide time, fry sheldon, tasty good
chain-smoker
06-11-2002, 22:55
it's true (ish)
I was talkin to False.To explain the entire thread would cause most human brains to implode upon hearing it,and Sheldon would not be impressed to hear that!
so im still Captain rite? give me sumthing to do with my spies!! we're sick of playing cards!!
I need you to conduct studies into the latest pop-tart technology,I here it works wonders with my own Sloth minions,Captain Kitty...get right on it!Let your owls invade Kellogs to its very core!:mwaha:
rite u r Sir...im on top of the whole tart thing!
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 11:12
the last week has been quiet after our last fierce battle. many of our troops are fully recovered but some are still nursing bruises and one skank warrior has a nasty carpet burn. morale is high and all is well. we know of know immediate threat now that halloween is passed and our dark lord survived it unscathed as usual.
demios, you are commander of the sloth divisions and in charge of monitoring the situation in the uk.
ms kitty, you are a squadron leader not a captain until you have proven yourself in battle. you are also expected to keep an eye on them sneaky italians.(why do u think we gave you spies)
can I be something?? Please! I'll do anything(within reason) that Lord Sheldon wants!
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 11:24
we don't have a court jester
Yes.....dance for us deb!!DANCE!!!!:mwaha: :mwaha:
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 11:45
indeed. demios you're a cunt i spent all last night playing biker mice from mars when i should heve been doing an essay. twas fun though
Excellent,check out the new thread ive created from the madness!
Its really good,yea!i knew you'd love it!
ISOMETRIC RACING GAMES ARGH!!!!:evil: :lol:
thefreak'sfreak
07-11-2002, 12:02
Originally posted by Demios
Indeed if Sheldon wanted it that way he would have the prophets tell us,i agree with belly!
What is my rank in Sheldon's horde?
I am the half naked forced prophet of shelldon=)
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 12:03
it's true, he is
thefreak'sfreak
07-11-2002, 12:05
Shelldon has enter a new age of calm after his yearly hallowen battle.(I think he got into "kill" johns "stock").But while he heads out to find "muniches"his forces hunger for battle.
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 12:08
he can have my cheese samages if he's stuck. our forces would gladly battle with any foe but there is little for them to do at this time
thefreak'sfreak
07-11-2002, 12:11
Shelldon has now taking to rubbing his shell off the carpet and rolling around going"I'm stuck in n egg.I'm stuck in an egg!"and giggling to himself.I think something is up?
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 12:13
no he's fine he does it on a regular basis. it's something he does when he's bored
thefreak'sfreak
07-11-2002, 12:19
does he usally try to hump your leg too.This sheldon egg-sitting is getting kinda weird."Dude you're meant to be plotting to take over the world!!!Get up."
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 12:20
thursday is his day off. kinda like a personal day of reflection on his plans to take over the world
thefreak'sfreak
07-11-2002, 12:23
ah right then.He did have fun in phycisc swingoing on the spring and riding the trolly thing.
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 12:25
he's easliy entertained to tell the truth but don't get him overtired or he won't sleep tonight. and don't forget he's allowed a happy meal on a thursday
thefreak'sfreak
07-11-2002, 12:30
Can I get to play with the toy for a while.He won't share.....Fine then you have the toy I'll get the world....who wants the world now hu??(holds the world just above sheldon's head teasing him like a small child them gets an egg in the groin)ooowwwmmmmmm(falls to ground dropping world.)fecking egg.
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 14:04
thats what u get for teasing him. it's your own fault and i have no sympathy for you.
Egg's are cool.
Btw i fed KFC chicken to a pigeon in Cardiff 2wks ago,does this involve some of our research into bird cannibalism,i think it has worked!HAIL SHELDON!
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 15:19
bird cannibalism you say this is a most interesting development. more research (in the form of chicken nuggets) will have to be conducted
It was an amazing specticle,many a passer-by were confused and mesmerised by the event!
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 15:31
eggcellent that is what we have come to eggspect from the activities of sheldons followers
Originally posted by the evil belly
we don't have a court jester
:'(
DANCE FOR US!!!!!:mwaha: :mwaha: :lol:
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 16:32
you wanted to do something for the cause deb and sheldon needs his entertainment
but...but, I provided a shed!
Its true,eggs have needs too you know.I wouldnt want to piss off Sheldon,why i hear you ask??Would you piss off someone who refuses to come out of his egg?Hells No!
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 16:44
well said demios. as for deb's shed we have an airbase but we may need the shed for storing drink in
Ah yes,alcoholic beverages,indeed.
We must stockpile for the comming months,Sheldon would want it this way so none of his troops will go thristful,or sober for that matter.
the evil belly
07-11-2002, 16:52
indeed much drink shall be needed for the christmas festivities
ok, i shall start preparing the alco-walls and decorating the shed to Sheldons preferences
EGGCELLENT *cue twildling of fingers!
hey none of that shall be tolerated
the evil belly
08-11-2002, 11:40
and why not?
chain-smoker
08-11-2002, 17:20
yeah well....yer mam!!!!
Fein,cop on dere now boi!!!!
thefreak'sfreak
08-11-2002, 19:31
he still speaks the lingo.
You have a kfc?!?!One of the things I wanna do before I die is eat an entiers bucket of chicken from there guugugggg dribbles on floor.Also wanna run over the roof of a load of cars in traffic but that's another story.
Cemetry Slut
08-11-2002, 20:13
He will NEVER lose it boy!
thefreak'sfreak
08-11-2002, 20:35
Sheldons asks where art the shirts which portay his image.He says that the names of the faithful be placed here and that they should number 10 or so and that the t-shirts shall be good.
myself,
belly,
Demios?,if in the coutry and all.
the evil belly
09-11-2002, 12:19
people have until the end of the month to pm me if they want a t shirt. i'll get back with prices when i know how many i'll be getting made.
Cemetry Slut
10-11-2002, 03:27
okadidouckaly
chain-smoker
10-11-2002, 03:39
Originally posted by Cemetry_Slut
okadidouckaly
that sounds like some backward town in america
Cemetry Slut
10-11-2002, 03:58
yes... it means okay! america stinks.. poo
Cemetry Slut
10-11-2002, 03:58
ya maw its in the south of the northern part of america... he stupid red-neck hill-billies..
chain-smoker
10-11-2002, 04:03
stupid red-neck hill-billies
maybe they live in the alps and like coke
explanation of my statement...
stupid: like coke
red-neck: get burned from sun bouncing off snow
hill: alps
billies: as in billy whizz as in billy as in coke as in cocaine as in...(see stupid)
Cemetry Slut
10-11-2002, 04:13
hehehhehe! you def need sleep! billy the kid... i once knew a boy called billy who infact had a really small willy.. then he cheated with my matey and that was the end of his small ecil willy.....PRICK!!!
chain-smoker
10-11-2002, 04:17
right, i think i need sleep too, i've been hallucinating the weirdest posts from you, one about this guy called billy with a small dick
oh fuck what does this have to do with eggs with legs
well ermm *scratches head furiously* when in doubt...
ALL HAIL LORD SHELDON
Cemetry Slut
10-11-2002, 04:25
it tis indeed fact lord sheldon that brings out the weirdness in us... truth..
chain-smoker
10-11-2002, 04:26
ALL BLAME LORD SHELDON
Cemetry Slut
10-11-2002, 04:28
Yes ALL BLAME LORD SHELDON!!! mummy he made me go on the net!
ah look the2 of us are 4th and5th in the top posters..yes it has come to show that we infact do post here to much...
ALL LORD SHELDON'S FAULT
chain-smoker
10-11-2002, 04:31
but do you know what in a certain light he is quite cute!!! i'd certainly shag him
I'D SHAG LORD SHELDON
Originally posted by chain-smoker
but do you know what in a certain light he is quite cute!!! i'd certainly shag him
I'D SHAG LORD SHELDON
how do u plan on doing that??:confused:
the evil belly
10-11-2002, 12:07
i've already posted a warning on going off topic in this thread. i'll let this one go in case people forgot but don't do it again ok
Cemetry Slut
10-11-2002, 23:49
be afraid!!! be very afraid.. all hail lord sheldon!!!
thefreak'sfreak
11-11-2002, 11:52
where has the point gone??
Right.nice and warm in his new t-shirt with his glories picture apon it shelldon goes north to the far away cold land of......kildare but seeing nothing of use there goes on to the chaos wastes surrounding the north pole....
I'll grab one of those,besides i cant make one here,i went to a local printing shop and got a price for a "Nuke Um" t-shirt...Im sure ill be welcome back there now..."Yes hello its me,member the 'Nuke' person...yes well i was wondering could i get an egg with legs which starred in a classic 80's cartoon on a t-shirt please?Why do you have a gun pointed at me?"
thefreak'sfreak
11-11-2002, 13:57
oh sorry thought you where my mother.
I go get pictures of sheldon and we see which is best to use.then check it out next time I'm in the city.
How bout "all hail our fowl lord" for the back
the evil belly
11-11-2002, 14:23
we'll see. i have a few ideas to be discussed at the next meeting of sheldons inner circle
thefreak'sfreak
11-11-2002, 14:31
cue slamming of doors and evil laughter as the camera angle swoops out through a large dark hallway leading to a desoulate wasteland.
chain-smoker
11-11-2002, 22:11
*sits outside rocking back and forth*
can i play? please, i wanna play, i wanna see sheldon.
all hail lord sheldon
*sniffles*please, it's cold out here
It is not for us to decide....The dark lord will only appear when the time is right!No mere mortal can summon his ininite power!Well perhap's the Prophet Freak'sFreak may be able to sway his mind towards making a return.
thefreak'sfreak
12-11-2002, 12:14
I'm have to get a t-shrit saying Don't ask me I just prophesis here.
Sheldon allows all to "play"as he did on the farm.Little wonder that the farm turned into a more viscous version of animal farm.They builded not a windmill but a giant ray-gun to destroy rival farms.He will surly let you "play"but to what part you play only you can decided.
On a lighter note Sheldon sent me a postcard from his secreat holiday home which no one is meant to know where it is.He said that big Ben was big and if we could find out how to use the sound waves to make people go mad.I told him we could prob just put all the amps up to 11 and get the same result.
Excellent i will going to this secret locattion soon myself,to see the Foo Fighters,indeed it gives me great pleasure to know our Darkest lord treaded upon the very soil i shall venture upon soon.
HAIL SHELDON!HAIL THE T-SHIRTS!
the evil belly
12-11-2002, 17:23
t shirts will be disscussed when i return from our eastern base. i have yet to finalise plans so suggestions are welcome
have like a picture of Sheldon on the t-shirt then have under it "Hail Our Darkest Lord!!!"
On the back we could have like some individual name-tag,i.e. "The Evil Belly","Demios" etc....
thefreak'sfreak
12-11-2002, 19:19
How did you find out where the secreat base was.It was meant to be a secreat.We must have a mole in our mists.I go out with a shovel and get the feckers.
Ms.Kitty I require counter spies to help in the demoleing porcess.
Prophet you must be carful in speaking of his whereabouts.i.e.Big Ben...there are spys among us at all times,we must be vigilent for his Lordship's sake.
thefreak'sfreak
13-11-2002, 19:57
Originally posted by Demios
Prophet you must be carful in speaking of his whereabouts.i.e.Big Ben...there are spys among us at all times,we must be vigilent for his Lordship's sake.
oppss my bad.hehe sorry.
thats ok hun once ur sorry :)
thefreak'sfreak
13-11-2002, 20:04
Still owls would be handy cause i swear that mole has stolen my underpants.Cue chase music delladedadeda dasterly mole.
You know lord toad has toad hall.Should sheldon get one too?He could always steal it off toad!
Hooty the head owl in flight has just reported a sighting of a UFO no....wait....its ur underpants. Its on the CIT campus in the males toilets. next to an empty condom wrapper.wot have u been doing? well thats not important.
Sheldon should have hes own little animal. Like all the other ppl 4 example Dr Evil had that cat etc.
Wheres Sheldons creature??? can i b it
;) :love: :kiss:
thefreak'sfreak
13-11-2002, 20:21
Sounds good.He has no arms though so you migth have to hold on.He did nestle in my beard for a while.(Sniff memories)
As for the under pants well things happen but we got uni sex toilets too.I leave you with my quote of the day.(for the tests)
We're as screwd as a femine man in an all male prison.
trying to think of a creature 4 our Lordship.....
this is hard.....a hawk? keeping wit the birds and the fact that birds mind their eggs so well....its a thought
thefreak'sfreak
13-11-2002, 20:29
hawks eat chickens.Sheldon lost a lot of family to hawks.mabye we get one of demious sloths and give him a throne on it's back.
sham i must figure out how to post that pic i made ..... its shit hot (ask tony if u dont believe me he thinks its great,and u know how hard it is to please him)....any hoo tis locked in paint as saved but i cant manage to email it or anything properly...any ideas anyone .........p.s. twould be class for sheldon t shirts........and as if i have to say (you know and all..lt. co. in cheif of lrd sh. pre.artillery corp. ...... ALL HAIL LORD SHELDON)
OH YA A POINT TO NOTE UNDER COMMUNICATIONARY DISCIPLINE IN THE ARMED FORCES(REAL LIFE) THE CALLSIGN FOR AN ARTILLERY OFFICER IS "SHELLDRAKE". NO SHIT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING...
Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
hawks eat chickens.Sheldon lost a lot of family to hawks.mabye we get one of demious sloths and give him a throne on it's back.
but this could b a good hawk like to protect Sheldon. and also there r alot of stories wit the perosn having a pet that normally would eat them..example Basil the great mouse detecive (dont thinki spelt that rite) anyway the rat had a pet cat!!
take Harry Potter...the giant guy hasa 3 headed dog! and also has well had a dragon 4 a short time.the jungle book normally those animals would kill the baby boy. Aladin the Jasman had a tiger so you cthe hawk could b on our side.
it would b great to show the power of Sheldon is soooo strong that even this natural enemies are his closest companions
:chick: :chick: :chick: :chick: :chick:
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 10:36
Originally posted by MsKitty
3 headed dog!
that would be cerebrus the guard dog of the underworld. i have the perfect pet for sheldon. deb, she could hold onto his shell so it won't matter that he has no arms and she wants to do something for the cause
Originally posted by the evil belly
that would be cerebrus the guard dog of the underworld. i have the perfect pet for sheldon. deb, she could hold onto his shell so it won't matter that he has no arms and she wants to do something for the cause
ur rite but in Harry Potter the dog was called Fluffy :D :p
no i think we need a real creature not just deb..she could mind the creature at times...take it 4 walks etc. and she has done sumthing 4 the cause shes given up her shed...if ye want u can have my shed aswell i have two...take them both
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 11:35
we're gonna use them sheds to brew our own beer in
Beer you say???Excellent news,my sloth troops morale will be boosted with this exciting development!
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 11:50
yes indeed beer made from old socks and coats and vegetable peelings, this is sounding more like poitin, ah well we'll have that then alcohol is alcohol
I taken some of that before..christ i taught i drank paint-stripper!Evil stuff..my dad got some cause he was told rub it into his joints cause he had chronic artritis.
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 12:11
tis good stuff alright. it'll make for an interesting party
we will all end up in body-bags...is his lordship interested in the sacred poit?
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 12:23
for medicinal purposes only if you understand
yes of course..on a lighter note we must arrange a inner circle meeting to disccus the t-shirt issue.have you given my idea any taught?
the evil belly
14-11-2002, 12:39
the idea has been given thought and been found to be almost identical to the original idea i had so i think we'll probably go with that with 1 or 2 little changes.
Excellent,we must let pre-production commence,we goin with the induvidual names on the backs?I think that would be cool.
thefreak'sfreak
14-11-2002, 15:12
I try and find the way how to make alcoahl srtonger then 40 per cent.Purly for scientific purposes you understand.
Animael.What about a worm.He had one in the cartoon?
chain-smoker
15-11-2002, 02:30
smirnoff blue is stronger than 40%....i can make ginger beer, which turned out to be more alcoholic than i expected and some of it blew up...perhaps sheldon could use the exploding ginger beer to confuse and annoy his enemies and also so that ye could smell them out with cunning alcohol finding devices
the evil belly
15-11-2002, 11:09
Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
I try and find the way how to make alcoahl srtonger then 40 per cent.Purly for scientific purposes you understand.
Animael.What about a worm.He had one in the cartoon?
use fractional distalation fool. my mum won't let me make a still in the kitchen even though i said i'd tidy up afterwards
theres a liebeg condenser in the lab.... Can I make the strong alcohol?? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! I wanna do something for the cause other than donate my shed :(
the evil belly
15-11-2002, 11:14
ok we'll put u in charge of making the alcohol
yay!! Something I know how to do!
thefreak'sfreak
15-11-2002, 11:25
fractional distalltion only gets it to 40 per cent as after that the alcohol and water are to missciable to be seprated by that means.I think you have to start using a dehydrating agent.
We have 99 per cent alcohol in the biology lab however we don't know what type it is so it could make you blind.It comes in handy wee containers like in the goat however.
the evil belly
15-11-2002, 11:27
try freezing the mix. alcohol don't freeze till very fucking cold but the non alcohol parts freeze and u get ice in your drink. u could just scoop it out
excellent idea, I shall get started right away! Of course I'll need blue wkd tonight for experimentation *ahem*
thefreak'sfreak
15-11-2002, 11:30
That would be the opposite of distillation.it would kinda work but you have the same promblm again that they begin to have the same melting and boiling points in that concertration.I look it up it's bound to be in my lab book how to do it.
the evil belly
15-11-2002, 11:33
i have a house for a month in june so we'll have to know how by then. i also found a shit hot villa in the south of spain. i'll show u stuff about it later
thefreak'sfreak
18-11-2002, 11:30
I have to correct myself on the alochoal thing.Fermentation will take it to 40 per cent after that the bacteria thingy die choke on ther own faces(That's the alochoal)Then you can distill it to around 80 to 90 per cent and after that you have to do the de hydration thingy.(Still have to find what that is?)
thefreak'sfreak
19-11-2002, 13:32
That be true craig.But i ask lord sheldon destroy all these feckers who can't silent there mobil phones and think I care for their lifes.Also them gits would have 900 different ring tones and play them all for there friends.Just answere the fecking things.
P.s.I'd like a pony too.
colins scaring me now :'(
and he doesnt want pony....he wants a donkey.... hhehehe
the evil belly
19-11-2002, 13:35
of course he wants a donkey they far more hard working then bloody pony
thefreak'sfreak
19-11-2002, 13:36
did you see that vid mof a donkey and the man.I don't want no donkey.
the evil belly
19-11-2002, 13:40
that the one one your computer if so yes i saw it and it nasty but u know u want one u could unlease it on the zombies from the abbey
thefreak'sfreak
19-11-2002, 21:18
Thouse thing going get me one halloween.Paul and I have been discussing using the new electric chain saw on them when they come.It's battery operated so it's fairly cool.
wot has this got 2 do wit his Lordship??
the evil belly
20-11-2002, 13:17
we are currently engaged in weapons testing on the kilcrea zombies as colin just pointed out. anyone agree that paul should be brought onboard as a weapons consultant/psychologist
thefreak'sfreak
20-11-2002, 14:09
Paul would just try and destroy sheldon.Last night I had to prove my worth to his new world.(paul world tm)after the nucleur blast.I told him I would just try and oust his at first oppunitny and just shoot him in the head.He was pleased.He said he was happy I'd tried and keep him on his toes.
thefreak'sfreak
21-11-2002, 12:11
He be my perfectly sane brother.(The psyko anylas man said this not I)Who has a hated for all that lives and builds"stuff"in the back garden just so he knows he can.He was very happy when I gave him my lab journals to read and prob know more about the results of chemisty then I do.
Would this be the man who cannot live without coke?
ah yes u know paul.....the man who cant be without coke and cant be with clothes when theres visitors. i.e. if ur ever at cols house the the large man with the insanely evil look on his face , completely naked of all clothing xcept for a skimpy undergartment can be found pondering how to burn a single room in a house to smitherines without damagin any other room or reading his manual for an ak-47 kalashnikof or deciding how he is going to build his multi functional flame thrower ..... on the couch with the tv on
THERE HERE THE PHOTOS OF OUR DARK LORD SHELDON HAVE ARRIVED OH THE CELEBRATIONS OF SEEING THAT OUR DARK LORD STILL HAD IT IN HIM TO DESTROY HIS OPTIMAL FOE.......BRING ON THIS SPECIAL BREW THAT HAS BEEN SPOKEN ABOUT FOR TONIGHT WE SHALL BE MERRY
Cemetry Slut
21-11-2002, 22:20
but but the teddy no not the teddy.. maybe a crab instead??
Originally posted by RIGGA
FOR TONIGHT WE SHALL BE MERRY and we will be there to see you getting merry!!!
the poor teddy....make it sumthing else
stairway 2 hell
23-11-2002, 00:05
for christ sakes lads i've got like 6 pages to catch up on
stairway 2 hell
23-11-2002, 00:28
unfortunately i have been unable to live up to my duties as second in command to lord belly as i am bogged down with so much work(THEY JUST WONT LEAVE ME ALONE)ahem......anyway i shall soon be studying chemical engineering and have a process where i can make cyanide that'll kill all sheldons enemies in 8 seconds rather than 9.i believe its a good cause
thefreak'sfreak
23-11-2002, 19:37
you just make the process I'll be telling you what to do(kinda)hahahahaha
stairway 2 hell
24-11-2002, 01:31
who knows colin maybe we'll make one that'll kill them all in 7
its not a teddy its the late JIM THE KOALA , LORD SHELDONS MOST EVIL FOE ............AND I DONT LOVE FUCKIN ELFS....who writes this shit , what ever happened to big pimpin!
This Jim foe must be halted for our plans to complete Sheldons will.What of the news that his un-egged brother will be joining the fight to end this war??Is this just banter or is there truth...my welsh sloth divisions love of leek soup is clouding my warriors judgements...i need some chomp bar rations for my men or they will surly die!!
the evil belly
25-11-2002, 14:04
would those be ordainary chomps or them orange ones? it's a very important thing to take into consideration when planning for an army
The Orange one's.I apologise for my insolence,if the simple toffee ones were given they would turn into aggressive,mindless killers....actually send a few of those aswell.
HAIL SHELDON!
the evil belly
25-11-2002, 14:21
i not buying u fucking chomps, i can't find em in dublin anyway and if i did i'd be munching em myself
thefreak'sfreak
25-11-2002, 14:24
I have abox of them at home empty it is but it could be used to ass to the illusion of chomps.It may be enough to let them hold on.
Well you must send supplies!!Perhaps my mother can send me some..she has access to the ''Holy Cash&Carry"...i ventured there many moons ago,this place is very tempting indeed.only the purest of hearts should wander into this paradise.
the evil belly
25-11-2002, 14:28
bastards now i hungry. i been up since half 6 and i only had a cuppa tea. might go for a brekest roll or maybe just doughnuts
thefreak'sfreak
25-11-2002, 14:30
the impure run,smash and grab.
yes it is all too tempting in the sugar-coated paradise that is the cash&carry!!!They have all the sweet which polluted my childhood mind there too...like ''laser bars'' member them...white chocolate with this toffee in the middle thats like impossible to break unless there is some kind of fracturing of the teeth.
thefreak'sfreak
25-11-2002, 14:39
i broke mine off a bon bon.That is why craig hoards them to protect us all.Remember slimer bars??Perhaps we could use these sticky bars to trap lord sheldon's foes?
my mummy will be going to the cash and carry for xmas probably, yay! a box of special k bars and slabs of diet coke!!!
the evil belly
25-11-2002, 14:44
u dare speak of diet coke and healthy food in this hallowed place. repent or be destroyed!
An excellent plan indeed...to the Cash and Carry..we shall get Chomps for my sloths and sticky bars as weapons!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA
thefreak'sfreak
25-11-2002, 14:47
but the diet coke man could be a worthy ally(Read decoy)in one of our many battles.We could dress diet coke up as real coke and when the baddies come drink the "coke"they die cause it's diet coke.
the evil belly
25-11-2002, 14:49
and what happens if i drink it? i'm very sensitive about things like this
Well i hate Diet Coke,my sloth infantry look at it as being like cynide.
thefreak'sfreak
25-11-2002, 14:54
We'll keep you on the other side of the bvattle field with a bottle of southren comfort for your own protection sham.We can make mortors out of it too.I'm only the prophet here so you may wanna talk to Rigga about the feasabilty of this.
the evil belly
25-11-2002, 14:57
sounds possible but as long as it's kept away from me. now someone said something about southy comfort, where's it at i want it now.
its in the diet coke bottle....
hehehehe, im just palying, I'll repent, dont feel like getting destoyed today. I'll test all things that come in a dietcoke container
We'll keep you on the other side of the bvattle field with a bottle of southren comfort for your own protection sham.We can make mortors out of it too.I'm only the prophet here so you may wanna talk to Rigga about the feasabilty of this.
well need a drainpipe ,some dudktape (original brand) ,a bipod ,a can of gas ,some phospherous and matches. oooh and a kamakazi gunner to fire it ....unfortunately we will require one gunner per round so this will be an expensive op. to run .....get back to me with the details on funding
......should look sutin like this when were done
rite!!! we'll give that a try.
does anyone know Lord Sheldons views on Bin Ladin??
the evil belly
26-11-2002, 11:01
he has no opinion. he remains impartial in world affairs until he is ready to use them to his advantage. as for the suicide artillery gunners i'm not too impressed with the idea. any way of getting a better safety system?
thefreak'sfreak
26-11-2002, 12:27
long piece of string?
Either that or we get a shipment of kerry people.We talk to john bout this.
the evil belly
26-11-2002, 12:31
we could use kerry people. many of em too thick to notice they injured. it's why they fight lots
thefreak'sfreak
26-11-2002, 12:55
but we would need a lot of poitin to keep them happy we need that shed pretty soon then.Poitin as fuel diet coke as weapon!
Poitin and Sheep 4 the Kerry folk!!
thefreak'sfreak
26-11-2002, 13:00
we could just use the sheep to make a long string then tie it to a kerry man and tug it"the string"whenever we want it to fire.
the evil belly
26-11-2002, 13:03
i'm not too sure about sheep. there'd be animal rights issues and they probably have a union. after all they far smarter than kerry people
thankfully u said which thing we had to tug;) :p and also we could use the sheeps wool to make warm little jumpers 4 the whole crew...perhaps have a logo of our Lord on the back....awhhh the cuteness has reached new levels
the evil belly
26-11-2002, 13:05
have to be lambswool though cos it'sall soft and warm. i got me a big heavy jumper made of it
well have to have a big barn to keep all the animals that we have.
we'll have sheep and lambs 4 their wool, other chickens to help hail our lord and pigs coz the baby piglets are sooo cute....yes im such a girl!!!
the evil belly
26-11-2002, 13:10
no animals other than our battle troops and thats a final and offical decision. we do not need to be hampered by such stupidity and having to feed animals and stuff
they will mind themselves....ahhh please sure Deb is a stable hand she can do it she wants to do sumthing 4 the cause!!!
the evil belly
26-11-2002, 13:16
no and if you question it again there shall be dire consequences
ok ok i get the picture....but...rite ill stop....stop looking at me like that it was only a thought....ALRITE ill stop thinking!!!.........................................................
...............................uh? where was i?
Ahhh there is conflict from within...the news must not spread for their could be a rebelion...Silence to you all...the darkest lord will not be pleased with our patetic bickering.
thefreak'sfreak
26-11-2002, 14:40
hmm a civil war in sheldon land.The two stable hands leading armies of clucking mooing animaels to their cute deaths.Possabilties.
Nay,we must not speak of it anymore prophet!
Sheldon will be most displeased with talk of such things.
thefreak'sfreak
26-11-2002, 14:50
Ah come on he can lead the victorious side.Surival of the fittest and all that.You can be on my team=)We need to wed out the weak eggs and leave the hard boiled one as they say.
Sham you wanna ref since you the mod here=)
the animals MUST NOT die!!!
thefreak'sfreak
27-11-2002, 11:00
I told you hun.They're just sleeping...upside down and inside out......with they're heads off.
well i guess if they are just sleeping then thats ok:)..... boy i was worried there that they were all murdered:rolleyes: .......
*MsKitty thinks 4 a while*
HEY!!!!!! THEY ARE DEAD!!!!
thefreak'sfreak
27-11-2002, 16:04
tony can bring them back to life.He's jesus you know.He has to or his god will punish him.
with regards to the above tony i.e. jesus(hey-zeus) is theoretically his god also - a strange case of schitzophrenia. on a lighter note im all for killin lambs
Rigga ur soo cruel the poor little lambs. :(
well this is a bit off the point so lets get back to talking about our Lordship Sheldon (hes sucha babe) *MsKitty Drools*
the evil belly
28-11-2002, 11:43
this civil war shall not take place and anyone who speks of it again shall face dire consquences. our dark lord is most displeased with this foolishness. all have their place in sheldons legions of terror but it was decided that no more animals be admitted at the moment as we do not have the stable space neccesary. this is in the proccess of being rectified as we speak and both my self and sheldon are confident that we will be able to extend membership of the organisation to several new species(including kerry people) as well as include them in military service and use them for highly dangerous missions lkie fireing the diet coke bombs. so no more of this for now and you will be informed when shldon decrees that it is time for all the animals of the farm to join him in his quest.
all hail sheldon
thefreak'sfreak
28-11-2002, 11:57
Ah come on battle is Good for the mass.Can we at least hold a colessum thingy.With Rusell CROW and john wayne"cow".(You try and come up with two animael names after chemistry.
We need more war!!!!
Good work Belly,this useless rambling from within would have only caused more of a beating to my sloths morale.
HAIL SHELDON!
the evil belly
28-11-2002, 12:10
i am forced to agree with our prophet. our troops are in danger of becoming lazy. i propose a tournament. let each legion put forward it's greatest warrior and they shall fight. fights shall not be to the death as that would result in us losing many warriors but they shall fight until one of them is suffering form severe bruising. the winner of this tournament shall bring great pride to his legion and shall recive great rewards
ahhh must i fight?? im not very good at it i knowill lose but i am of sumhelp! ill cheer ppl on, serve refreshing drinks in the stand keep the people happy.
im sure Lord Sheldon would love the intertainment of the events. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
thefreak'sfreak
28-11-2002, 15:06
I put forward.............Sanchos.The little spainish child I brought back from spain.He carries my books so he is strong of hand and had put up with many a trashing in his native spain so he is tough as a sun dried thingy.He is my champion.
I must return to my chambers and think about this...it is indeed a great idea...Hmmm...
thefreak'sfreak
28-11-2002, 16:22
We can make it up into league format and such.WWE style with people running in and assists and shootings.The winner gets the honour of becoming Lord Sheldon's body guard.As prophet I can be a ring announcer!!
"I forsee A shoulder Drop."Bhlam!!
thefreak'sfreak
28-11-2002, 16:23
Originally posted by Demios
I must return to my chambers and think about this...it is indeed a great idea...Hmmm...
Make sure that's all you do in there.Jesus is watching you!!
Tony get down let me see!!
Jesus is watchin ehh???Well thats all the more reason to do it then!HAHA!
this is an offical communication form the commander in chief
i have a solution to 2 of our problems :
those found plotting against..i.e. civil warriors shall be detaild to fire the bombs from our mortars ... that way they will pay for there insubbordonate behavior with their lives yet die gallantly with honour for our most high lord sheldon
...in a phrase killing 2 enemies with one mortar
Originally posted by thefreak'sfreak
Make sure that's all you do in there.Jesus is watching you!!
Tony get down let me see!!
Move over Colin i wanna look!!;)
his hoboness
30-11-2002, 19:20
me jebus! i b erection(prefix:res)ed looky looky me do and am miracle shanchoz live me erect him 2 little spanish monkey jebus wont torno(trebor)mint(y freshness) give bodys 2 maccy dees so they can make our fav food
for the saftey of lord sheldon guanaco has been quarenteened for a few nonths since he got out of heaven
stairway 2 hell
30-11-2002, 22:14
good old tony, is there anything he cant do
stairway 2 hell
01-12-2002, 22:24
hey it says i'm a reindeer minder.but i cant be trusted with reindeers.just look at shams new t-shirt for diagramatic representation
Any update on the t-shirt situation?Will Sheldon be printed or not?
thefreak'sfreak
02-12-2002, 14:54
Originally posted by guanaco
me jebus! i b erection(prefix:res)ed looky looky me do and am miracle shanchoz live me erect him 2 little spanish monkey jebus wont torno(trebor)mint(y freshness) give bodys 2 maccy dees so they can make our fav food Indeed he speaks in tongues.He is our lord and saviour!
they had to remove his tongue....he typed that
thefreak'sfreak
02-12-2002, 21:57
Originally posted by guanaco
me jebus! i b erection(prefix:res)ed looky looky me do and am miracle shanchoz live me erect him 2 little spanish monkey jebus wont torno(trebor)mint(y freshness) give bodys 2 maccy dees so they can make our fav food Good God I've hung around him too much.I understand what he's saying and it's funny.hehehehe me go mad mad silly bumkins now!
the evil belly
04-12-2002, 13:49
god damn jebus my poor computer is only beginning to recover from his bungled attempts to use it.
no news on t shirts yet probably have to wait till after christmas
we must also be vigilant of the christmas enemy of sheldon, eggnog
thefreak'sfreak
04-12-2002, 14:25
Sheldon doesn't have much luck on holidays does he.Hallowen christmas and who can forget the great wars of easter last year.Mabye he should ban all but bank holidays don't think they hurt him much.
wots wrong wit Halloween?? i can understand Christmas and Easter but Halloween??
thefreak'sfreak
05-12-2002, 12:13
They throw Eggs!!!A little kid tries to throw sheldon at his friend once luckly enough the ducks counter attacked and managed to scare it off!
bill+ted
05-12-2002, 15:41
am ok,its been way too long since i've been on this,how the fuck did ye manage 25 pages,anyway,i way too lazy to read any of this so i basically say i agree with the evil belly,and the deep meditation i have been in for the past......while has given me many new prospects of victory.anyway,if any1 has a wee bit of time wood ye please fill me in on what has gone b4 this,cuz i'll be here all day reading all of it,and i'm not exaggerating there,ask sham,or colin,or tony.
well theres owls spies, tony wit sticks! all holidays are bad 4 Sheldon except 4 bank hols...
I think we should make a holiday 4 Sheldon SHELDON DAY!!! heheehee
We should have it on the 18th Dec! (as this is when the freakfm nite is on!!) ;) yippee Hail Sheldon
originally posted by that gobshite...
Good God I've hung around him too much.I understand what he's saying and it's funny.hehehehe me go mad mad silly bumkins now!
ironically all the wordplay prefixes and tomfoolery were my idea dumbass:rolleyes:
FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT FUCKING WELL LOVE ELFS...it was one time and its not my fault that i was going for a piss and cornering it in a dark alley all at the same time ....
.....and of course all hail lord sheldon
thefreak'sfreak
09-12-2002, 19:31
ya the elf back into you that's right.
he did too - filthy fecking elf curse him o lord sheldon curse him to irish class with miss daly
thefreak'sfreak
09-12-2002, 19:42
and he shall back into that ass and never return again!!
cept for christmas and of course his birthday but otherwise all of the above is viable
Originally posted by RIGGA
he did too - filthy fecking elf curse him o lord sheldon curse him to irish class with miss daly
the poor elf!!!
stairway 2 hell
11-12-2002, 00:27
hehe elf, miss daly though, no one deserves that
thefreak'sfreak
11-12-2002, 12:45
I'll post up a pic of her I have at home so that all may witness the ass.(I'm in collage now)All I have to say is beepEE!beepE!
why do u have a pic of her?? is she an ememy of Sheldon??
thefreak'sfreak
11-12-2002, 13:03
She's our old irish teacher.(kev's present)She has a split personality which is quite frecky.One sec she is nice as pie laughing and jokeing with everyone the next jumping down the throt of anyone who moves.
She got a big bum and a bunch of other things you wouldn't say on the net.
Tony is going to marry her.
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:05
jebus can't get married it's not allowed
im jebus!!! why cant i get married i have it all planned the choir the cake the dress everything :( i wanna get married!!
thefreak'sfreak
11-12-2002, 13:10
he going have to marry bob if he's not married by 25 and he's master jebus now.He likly likly that name.He thinks that Tuth and Daly are having a ****** affair now.
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:12
Originally posted by MsKitty
im jebus!!! why cant i get married i have it all planned the choir the cake the dress everything :( i wanna get married!!
u are not jebus tony is master jebus. he's got the beard, the hair and the scruffy homeless i've been wandering the desert for fucking ages look
but inthe house of Deb i am Jebus was and always shall be!!
u never answered my question why cant Jebus get married??
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:15
cos he's dead?
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:19
ya i killed him cos he wouldn't come to dublin with me
ya shouldnt u b like heading to dublin now r wot??
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:20
i'm in dublin already. left at half 7
Originally posted by the evil belly
ya i killed him cos he wouldn't come to dublin with me righto, remind me never to piss you off!
thefreak'sfreak
11-12-2002, 13:22
He's in Dooblin in the collage.We cruified Tony to jamie as jamie was the piece o wood that the organal cross was made form.That is why he was crused with half life!
oh kewl who went wit u i wish i could have gone id love a road trip
the evil belly
11-12-2002, 13:25
no one i by my lonesome in the car but i singing and stuff.
ahhhh im sorry well at least no one can piss u off
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