Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110
to 550lbs.
Occurence: Copious quantities throughout the world.


Physical properties:
1.Surface usually covered with a painted field and a variety of esthers.
2.Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3.Melts when given special treatment.
4.Bitter if incorrectly used.
5.Found in states varying from virgin metal to common
ore.
6.Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

Chemical properties:
1.Has a genuine affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and
precious stones.
2.Absorbs great quantities of attention.
3.VOLATILE: May explode without warning for no
apparent reason.
4.Insoluble in water, but activity greatly increased with
alcohol.


Most common uses:
1.Primarily ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2.Found to be a great aid to relaxation.


Tests:
1.Pure specimen turns rosey pink when discovered in natural state.
2.Turns green when placed next to a fresher
specimen.

Hazards:

1.Hard to retain when left in inexperienced hands.
2.Illegal (not to mention deadly) to possess more than one at a time.

Originally posted by the evil belly:
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110

Oh my god, that is so terrible !!!!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/smhair2.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/smhair2.gif

Most of that could apply to woman.:eek: :cool: :ganga:

sham u prick! who would have thought ud end up with just that sort of ,specimen, four ÿears later! im off to wallop you, this is the warning.

Could add to this:

Newer models cheap to run, older ones expensive to maintain.
Moves fast when new, but gets slower and rougher with age.

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