Vampira
12-09-2002, 14:41
A lad comes home from school one day and his mum notices he's grinning from
ear to ear "What's the matter with you, you look like the cat that's got the
cream?" "Well mum" says the lad, "today I made love with my English teacher
in the cloak room". The mother is furious and says "just wait till your
father gets home!" When the dad gets home he too acts furious but when the
mother leaves the room he starts grinning too - proud as punch that his son
has got a shag so early on. "Son" he says, "today you did your old man proud
- you've become a man, and as a treat I'm going to take you for a pint then
we'll go and buy that mountain bike you've had your eye on". "That sounds
great dad" says the lad "but can I have a skateboard instead - my arse is
killing me..."
ear to ear "What's the matter with you, you look like the cat that's got the
cream?" "Well mum" says the lad, "today I made love with my English teacher
in the cloak room". The mother is furious and says "just wait till your
father gets home!" When the dad gets home he too acts furious but when the
mother leaves the room he starts grinning too - proud as punch that his son
has got a shag so early on. "Son" he says, "today you did your old man proud
- you've become a man, and as a treat I'm going to take you for a pint then
we'll go and buy that mountain bike you've had your eye on". "That sounds
great dad" says the lad "but can I have a skateboard instead - my arse is
killing me..."